Now if I could live in a house made of cake and *know* that it's made of cake...maybe. Depends on what kind of local wildlife I'd have to deal with, mostly.
That's when you get plump little children wandering by munching on your house
Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...
'Shindig'
Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Zenkitty - Jul 13, 2020 12:35:48 pm PDT #23527 of 30019
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Steph L. - Jul 13, 2020 12:39:39 pm PDT #23528 of 30019
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Now if I could live in a house made of cake and *know* that it's made of cake...maybe. Depends on what kind of local wildlife I'd have to deal with, mostly.
That's when you get plump little children wandering by munching on your house
And then you have yourself a BBQ!
-t - Jul 13, 2020 12:54:39 pm PDT #23529 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
It's a foolproof plan
Jessica - Jul 13, 2020 1:03:53 pm PDT #23530 of 30019
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I dunno, I was on the internet this weekend and I now feel that far too many things are secretly cake.
This is where I'm at. Did y'all see the video of a slo-mo fork cut into a stack of pancakes to reveal...it's actually pancakes? As far as I can tell those four pancakes are the only thing on the internet that's not cake.
Theodosia - Jul 13, 2020 1:53:32 pm PDT #23531 of 30019
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Cake all the way down.
EpicTangent - Jul 13, 2020 1:58:51 pm PDT #23532 of 30019
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
That's when you get plump little children wandering by munching on your house
And then you have yourself a BBQ!
It's a foolproof plan
The Buffistas present A Modest Proposal for the Threatened Meat Shortage
-t - Jul 13, 2020 2:21:54 pm PDT #23533 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Did y'all see the video of a slo-mo fork cut into a stack of pancakes to reveal...it's actually pancakes? As far as I can tell those four pancakes are the only thing on the internet that's not cake.
I did not, and seeing that would have made me feel better at one point.
EpicTangent - Jul 13, 2020 2:22:47 pm PDT #23534 of 30019
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
In an effort to create a little space in my freezer and eat the food that I've already paid for instead of getting takeout, I pulled a bag of frozen chicken tenders from the freezer to defrost a day or two ago. I've been looking around the internet for recipes and prep suggestions. It suddenly occurred to me that this will be an excellent opportunity to try the pre-owned air fryer gifted to me by a co-worker. I'm very excited!
Calli - Jul 13, 2020 2:26:52 pm PDT #23535 of 30019
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I make a cake with apples and yogurt that's pretty good. But it also has eggs, flour, sugar, butter, baking soda and cinnamon. In other words, cake.
askye - Jul 13, 2020 2:38:41 pm PDT #23536 of 30019
Thrive to spite them
My phone died. I have a protection plan but at the time I got that I was tryign to switch to a new email (and I've abandoned that plan) but there is an issue with the password and I need my phone for the 2 factor authentication. I'm chatting with someone at square trade hoping to get help with this.
It only took me saying 5 times I don't have a working phone before the person finally stopped recommending I call them. I mean I could use Matthew's phone but I don't want to deal with anyone on the phone right now and I'm trying to figure out how they would handle if this if someone didn't have access to a phone