Cake all the way down.

That's when you get plump little children wandering by munching on your house

And then you have yourself a BBQ!

It's a foolproof plan

The Buffistas present A Modest Proposal for the Threatened Meat Shortage

Did y'all see the video of a slo-mo fork cut into a stack of pancakes to reveal...it's actually pancakes? As far as I can tell those four pancakes are the only thing on the internet that's not cake.

I did not, and seeing that would have made me feel better at one point.

In an effort to create a little space in my freezer and eat the food that I've already paid for instead of getting takeout, I pulled a bag of frozen chicken tenders from the freezer to defrost a day or two ago. I've been looking around the internet for recipes and prep suggestions. It suddenly occurred to me that this will be an excellent opportunity to try the pre-owned air fryer gifted to me by a co-worker. I'm very excited!

I make a cake with apples and yogurt that's pretty good. But it also has eggs, flour, sugar, butter, baking soda and cinnamon. In other words, cake.

My phone died. I have a protection plan but at the time I got that I was tryign to switch to a new email (and I've abandoned that plan) but there is an issue with the password and I need my phone for the 2 factor authentication. I'm chatting with someone at square trade hoping to get help with this.

It only took me saying 5 times I don't have a working phone before the person finally stopped recommending I call them. I mean I could use Matthew's phone but I don't want to deal with anyone on the phone right now and I'm trying to figure out how they would handle if this if someone didn't have access to a phone

Did y'all see the video of a slo-mo fork cut into a stack of pancakes to reveal...it's actually pancakes? As far as I can tell those four pancakes are the only thing on the internet that's not cake.

I also saw a video of someone cutting a banana. An actual banana. Phew!

In an effort to create a little space in my freezer and eat the food that I've already paid for

On that same theory, I made a delicious kale and kielbasa pasta with stuff out of my freezer tonight.

well my phone is under warranty so I need to mail it to motorola to see if they will fix it and then wait to get it back either fixed or to contact square trade.. in the meantime 2 factor authentication is great until your phone dies.

Have fun with the airfryer! you can make things really crispy and yummy.

I sometimes feel guilty for eating things in my freezer because they are for .. eating..but later.. and I don't know why I feel bad.

Like you are taking it from Future You Who might really need it? I get that sometimes. Also taking the last one of anything. Extremely silly since I live alone and share food with no one!