meara, as Jim pointed out, this is completely on brand for my father: he's good at it, the member in question survived a stroke a few years ago, never mind that Dad's 75 and going through chemo - roof needs mending, they can't afford to hire it out, he will see that it's done. It's one of the traits I love in him, and right now it's making me glad I have a nightguard, as it hurts less when I bite my tongue.

ETA: thanks, -t.

I foolishly checked the news before going to bed. It was a bad idea. Don't be me.

Shir, I have stopped watching at night, despite some of my favorite broadcasters being at that hour. I watch first thing in the morning while consuming my coffee, then a bit at lunch time. That's it. I do get some alerts in my email or on my phone, but mostly I ignore those.

Saying you're running for president on Twitter is not the same as actually running for president.

The devil you say!

For starters, he's too late to get on the ballot as an independent in a bunch of states.

I don't really see this discouraging him, since it's, you know, reality.

I would like to announce my candidacy for Queen of Fucking About.

I would like to announce my candidacy for Queen of Fucking About.

You have my vote.

I announced my candidacy for Vampire Witch Queen years ago, so I'm ahead of the curve for announcing on social media?

I don't know, Pix, are you going to interfere with my Sovereign Right to Fuck About Independently?

I love you all.

I announced my candidacy for Vampire Witch Queen years ago, so I'm ahead of the curve for announcing on social media?

I feel like inherent to being Vampire Witch Queen is that you just claim the position. No democracy involved whatsoever.