ok friends - you all are my people. I am making some colorful yard signs for my yard. I was thinking of making one say Be Safe and the other say Wear a Mask. If I do that I will just make them face out. If I put them perpendicular to the sidewalk I could put two more messages.

Ideas? thoughts?

Can you do angled, like one-way parking spots? And then maybe do 3?

I have 2 boards, so either message on 1 side of each facing out or messages on all sides.

Picturing in my mind's eye - I think I like one-sided facing out.

You could put a "goodbye and be careful" sort of message on the back to see while leaving...

Pretty soon I will be leaving through my back or basement door rather than the front.

Garage door is completely in. Electrical line is being laid now. Only waiting on the gate opener to come in and get installed. WHEE!

Ah! I see. Makes sense

Thanks for the birthday wishes.

I came home from work today and noticed that Matthew's car had a Trump bumper sticker on it. I don't know where it came from I know no one in this house supports Trump in anyway.

there was bafflement about it, it's new bc I haven't noticed so who kows but I went and tore the thing off.

This weekend we had a charity sale thing and , god, we were asking peopel to round up, and you think we were asking for a million dollars not like, 5 cents or 20 cents. This one guy in a freaking Trump 2020 keep america great mask on was sneery and bitchy about donating.

I had conflicted feelings about the Trump mask. I dont' want to see it but surprised that Trump supporters are wearing them although his wife wasn't.

Somebody talk me off the ledge, because I'm teetering on the brink of going all Mommy Dearest beating with a clothes hanger on my roommate because for the second fucking time she's managed to LOSE THE CAT FOOD SCOOP. Which all you have to DO is scoop out the cat food from the container then put it back in.

That's all you have to do. Scoop, scoop (they get fed in separate bowls strategically separated across the kitchen), put the scoop back in the container, put the containers back on the shelf so the smart cat (Spare Cat) can't decide to nudge it off the counter and spill it all over the floor.

She managed the last part -- the roommate that is -- and put the containers back. But the scoop is MIA. I checked everywhere but the refrigerator and refrained from spreading out the contents of the garbage can.

Need I repeat this is the second goddamn time?

sigh

Trump supporters should be required to wear visible evidence all the time. I'd find it super helpful.

Find the scoop and then throttle the roommate with it.