Orange Dickweed and Faux-Religious Dickwad and the whole fucking Cabinet aren't wearing masks. Where are their positive tests? Where is the karmic, viral justice?

I also hope that Cashmere got tested.

I posted this morning my first blog post in three years. It was fun! I've been meaning to get back to blogging for a while now (to improve various written communications skills) and wondered what the hell I can write about next. After a few hours I remembered that I probably have an infinite number of twitter rants that I can now translate into English and into blog posts. It's sometimes fun being a bilingual ranter.

I made a dumb mistake: bought a yogurt at the supermarket that I thought was a dairy substitute (because it was right next to all the soy- and coconut- variations) only to discover that when I'd taken a couple spoonfuls and more closely perused the label that it wasn't.

Guess it is a good thing that I wasn't planning on going much of anywhere tonight and tomorrow, and if I sleep terribly, I can sleep as late as I wanna on a Saturday...

Aw, Theo, I'm sorry. Glad you caught it pretty quickly, hope the effects aren't too bad.

That is a good fucking question, Dana. I know "why do bad things happen to good people" has been wrestled with by deeper thinkers than me, but "why do bad things not happen to bad people" is also a conundrum.

I ordered lunch to be delivered and included a fountain diet coke (I was actually expecting a bottle or can, but whatever) and immediately knocked it over and spilled almost all of it when I went to retrieve it off my porch. Argh.

Given the fact that hydroxychloroquine causes heart problems, coupled with the amount of cholesterol the man shoves into his mouth, I'm amazed he hasn't had a massive coronary at this point.

Only the good die young.

-t I went in for my test on Saturday afternoon and got the results sometime the Wednesday after.

Also I ordered a chicken tenders combo for delivery and it was delivered with no fries! Ow, my diamond shoes!

Only the good die young.

Also, the Devil looks after his own.

Oh.my.dog.

So there's this thing, a database maybe? I don't even know, but a customer is asking us to update it with information that is apparently missing. I obviously can't do it, my salesperson doesn't have access. I kinda remember department A having something to do with it so I ping them asking whether they handle it, copying my salesperson. My salesperson hears from someone else that maybe department B knows something about it, emails them copying me. I search through my emails and find person C saying she doesn't do it anymore, but department D handles it now, so I email department D copying my salesperson. Department A loops in department E for some reason. Department B says the supervisor of Department A might know something about it, loops him in in that separate email chain. Department E loops on peron C.

Meanwhile, my note to the customer saying I'm not having any luck getting the thing updated, can I just email her some information comes back with an autoresponse that my contact is working remotely and shell answer as soon as she can

This is all just so stupid.

Timelies all!

Feeling cranky right now. I got home from work half an hour ago, and I'm already annoyed with Mr. S.