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'Bring On The Night'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - May 29, 2020 7:14:01 am PDT #21781 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Ugh, Tep. Even if I were inclined to entertain the "oh no looting" mindset (which I am not and I am grateful I haven't had it dumped on me yet today) it's pretty obvious that murder is worse!


Laura - May 29, 2020 7:22:31 am PDT #21782 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.

Yeah, I don't endorse looting, but property can be replaced, lives can't.


Topic!Cindy - May 29, 2020 8:02:18 am PDT #21783 of 30019
What is even happening?

I think we should burn it all down.

I won't, of course, because I'm a 53-year-old white woman with a panic disorder, sitting in my suburban house, in my leafy green neighborhood 1,400 miles away from the current example of the results of our national original sin.

Looting is nothing. It is nothing. Fretting about it is like a fretting about a mild rash, when the actual problem is a brain tumor everyone pretends isn't there. It shows up on every scan, but let's address the contact dermatitis, America.

Looting is nothing.


juliana - May 29, 2020 8:04:53 am PDT #21784 of 30019
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

The reports coming out of MPLS also indicate that most of the looting & rioting is either a) looking for provisions to rescue people, like milk and water, or b) instigated by plants.


Steph L. - May 29, 2020 8:08:41 am PDT #21785 of 30019
I look more rad than Lutheranism

instigated by plants.

I'm going to blame my migraine meds for the fact that I immediately pictured a ficus fucking shit UP.


Topic!Cindy - May 29, 2020 8:14:19 am PDT #21786 of 30019
What is even happening?

The reports coming out of MPLS also indicate that most of the looting & rioting is either a) looking for provisions to rescue people, like milk and water, or b) instigated by plants.

This

I'm going to blame my migraine meds for the fact that I immediately pictured a ficus fucking shit UP.

With a side of this, except I can't blame meds right now.


Steph L. - May 29, 2020 8:16:37 am PDT #21787 of 30019
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I mean, ficuses ARE jerks.


-t - May 29, 2020 8:57:13 am PDT #21788 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

In tiny personal good news - one of the previously furloughed workers in my department who came back is taking some of my accounts off my hands and while the transition is going to keep me a little busy for a few days transferring knowledge it is already a hge stress relief to not have the responsibility for those.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 29, 2020 9:06:59 am PDT #21789 of 30019
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm going to blame my migraine meds for the fact that I immediately pictured a ficus fucking shit UP.

First Australia burning, then the pandemic, then the murder hornets, and now unruly Triffids rioting?


Toddson - May 29, 2020 9:09:36 am PDT #21790 of 30019
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

They get cranky when they're root bound.