No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - May 01, 2020 4:36:54 am PDT #20653 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Eep, Jesse! Pretty transparent as anxiety dreams go, I suppose, but do not like!

I am figuratively bouncing on my toes, ready to throw down with the first customer that looks at me sideways. Come at me, bros, I dare you. Although I will not actually tear into them, I just have a lot of anger and I'm directing it their way in my head for the moment.


Dana - May 01, 2020 5:08:32 am PDT #20654 of 30019
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

So after weeks and weeks, Husband didn't get the job. Jesus fucking Christ.


-t - May 01, 2020 5:26:37 am PDT #20655 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Wow. I'm sorry, Dana. They really strung him along!


DavidS - May 01, 2020 5:32:42 am PDT #20656 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So after weeks and weeks, Husband didn't get the job. Jesus fucking Christ.

Those fuckers!!! What complete assholes.


Jessica - May 01, 2020 5:38:20 am PDT #20657 of 30019
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I just spent three hours at the actual office at work, and... wow, that's horrible. I already knew I was okay being a demi-hermit, but going back in there just solidified it. I truly do not ever want to go back any more than is absolutely necessary.

Official guidance for my company is everyone whose job can be done remotely is allowed to WFH through October if they want to.


-t - May 01, 2020 6:02:16 am PDT #20658 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That sounds pretty reasonable. I hope more places follow suit.


-t - May 01, 2020 6:05:50 am PDT #20659 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Huh. Our April revenue was actually up from 2019. Direct-to-customer by a lot, but even "warehouse" shipments are up a little. I think we are still down for the year, but still. Surprising.

Will this affect the furlough situation? Not holding my breath.


Jessica - May 01, 2020 6:08:52 am PDT #20660 of 30019
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It's more than reasonable for corporate employees, but I would rather see our fulfillment centers getting the same level of investment and care.


msbelle - May 01, 2020 6:12:25 am PDT #20661 of 30019
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Not great start to the day in the office. Missed a call in with department Sr staff due to a call coming into the office. Report I thought I sent in, was never sent - got call from big boss.

And my nemesis who sent me all the paper docs to deal with sent me another large envelope!!!!


-t - May 01, 2020 6:33:06 am PDT #20662 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

So true, Jessica. I think our warehouse workers are being protected (temperature checks, masks, gloves, distance maintained), but I doubt they are getting taken care of as well as I would like (bonuses and time off and just getting paid well). People (management) keep thanking them for dealing with the record number of orders, but are they doing anything tangible? The guy in charge of the warehouse is doing a "town hall" for us on Monday, maybe what he says will make me feel better about that...

You already have a nemesis, msbelle? That seems fast