Or maybe you could just be Buffy, he'll see your amazing heart, and he'll fall in love with you.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - Mar 15, 2020 1:20:33 pm PDT #17789 of 30019
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

My parents told me that someone from their church sent an email saying that she wanted to attend service today but knew she shouldn't "because of the carnivores".


DXMachina - Mar 15, 2020 1:21:55 pm PDT #17790 of 30019
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

because of the carnivores

The food chain is a harsh mistress.


Jessica - Mar 15, 2020 1:22:10 pm PDT #17791 of 30019
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Welp, there goes New York.


-t - Mar 15, 2020 1:32:52 pm PDT #17792 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

CA suggests that bars and wineries close, and that restaurants focus on takeout and delivery. I don't think it's an order as such. As far as I know I'm still going into the office tomorrow (it doesn't put me particularly at risk, we don't deal with the public or congregate in large groups, it's just kinda weird against the background of all the other closures)


Sue - Mar 15, 2020 1:38:10 pm PDT #17793 of 30019
hip deep in pie

I'm officially working from home. The libraries are closing for 3 weeks, schools too. Buses won't allow any standing passengers, bars and restaurants have to observe the 2 m. distance between diners. They really need to shut down bars before Paddy's Day or it's going to be a mess.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 15, 2020 1:45:57 pm PDT #17794 of 30019
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I am waiting on the bus situation. I am essential so I have to go in tomorrow, but if there is no bus there is no going in. It would take me 3 hours and 7 minutes to walk, and everyone has agreed that is crazy. If they need me, they will have to come and get me.


Theodosia - Mar 15, 2020 2:09:41 pm PDT #17795 of 30019
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Ask if they'll give you a taxi or Uber voucher. Extreme times call for extreme solutions.

You can imagine how hard it is for stuff to shut down for St Pat's here, but they're going to do it. The Dropkick Murphys are giving a special online concert, though, for free on a number of platforms.

The Globe had a cute article on the people lining up for their essential marijuana needs over the quarantine.


sj - Mar 15, 2020 2:21:48 pm PDT #17796 of 30019
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

The governor of MA has shut down all restaurants and bars in MA for on site consumption.


DavidS - Mar 15, 2020 2:28:29 pm PDT #17797 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I hope meara is able to get back into the country without a multihour screening.


Sue - Mar 15, 2020 2:45:48 pm PDT #17798 of 30019
hip deep in pie

I am waiting on the bus situation. I am essential so I have to go in tomorrow, but if there is no bus there is no going in. It would take me 3 hours and 7 minutes to walk, and everyone has agreed that is crazy. If they need me, they will have to come and get me.

Can you take a cab and be reimbursed for it? It's worth asking, if you're considered essential.