Young Simon: So... how'd the Independents cut us off? Young River: They were using dinosaurs.

'Safe'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Trudy Booth - Mar 13, 2020 2:44:21 am PDT #17565 of 30019
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Of course they still deny being tested, but if there ever was karma deserved both of them would get this virus. Don't want them dead because I want them to lose the election in a landslide and be hauled off to jail, but them both getting super sick for a time would be just dandy. Then perhaps some competent professionals could handle this crisis.

If I wake up one morning and Nancy Pelosi is President because those two morons died in the night I reserve the right to spend fifteen minutes dancing around and laughing maniacally.

I'm right next to New Rochelle. My official self-soothing mantra is that we KNOW about their cases because the county has bread and we can deal with it as well as anyone can for the same reason.

My mom and her garbage immune system are in Jersey for my niece's birthday and we're trying to find the safest way to get her back to Louisville. Wish us luck.


Jesse - Mar 13, 2020 2:53:59 am PDT #17566 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I have to give a shout-out to anyone who lives with anxiety all the time, because I've never been anxious like this before, and I hate it! How do you all function???


Trudy Booth - Mar 13, 2020 3:02:42 am PDT #17567 of 30019
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sometimes I don't!


Tom Scola - Mar 13, 2020 3:07:46 am PDT #17568 of 30019
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

The upside is that the current situation isn't making me any more anxious than I already was; it's just shifting things around a bit.


sj - Mar 13, 2020 3:13:04 am PDT #17569 of 30019
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm definitely moving into not functioning levels of anxiety.


DXMachina - Mar 13, 2020 3:31:29 am PDT #17570 of 30019
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

One of my students from last semester, who is anxious in general, was super anxious about avoiding mosquitos for fear of getting eastern equine encephalitis, which was the horrible disease supposedly going around these parts late last summer. I can't imagine what she's thinking about these days.


Tom Scola - Mar 13, 2020 3:34:10 am PDT #17571 of 30019
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

My normal reaction to anxiety is to hole myself up in my apartment, so this time it's kind of working out for me.


Jesse - Mar 13, 2020 3:48:19 am PDT #17572 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Relatedly, I may have picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue smoking.


Toddson - Mar 13, 2020 4:01:49 am PDT #17573 of 30019
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

My office may be going WFH ... although I can't - don't have and can't get internet access. So ... I may be social distancing myself at the office. I'm packing to move and have unread books and unwatched movies (last night I watched my DVD of Jet Li in League of Gods ... being lazy, I chose the dubbed option). I'd stocked up on food, since the grocery workers were possibly going out on strike, although I've gone through a lot of what I had. I do have TP ... I think, if worst came to worst, I'd snitch some from the office restrooms (if I DO turn out to be the only one here, I can take it from the MEN's room).


Jessica - Mar 13, 2020 4:12:12 am PDT #17574 of 30019
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My company VPN cuts my internet speeds in half so I'm spending today figuring out what I can do offline so I don't spend half of the next month waiting for things to load.