Sweet lumpy minion, you're the only one that understands. Probably 'cause I haven't sucked the brain out of you yet.

Glory ,'Potential'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Mar 11, 2020 11:29:18 am PDT #17418 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think we just got jeans approved for the duration??


EpicTangent - Mar 11, 2020 11:32:14 am PDT #17419 of 30019
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I did some research on built environments and sensory stuff a couple years ago and open plan offices, it will surprise no one, are AWFUL. All the time, to everyone. But they are also like 10x cheaper to build so fuck everyone's mental and physical wellbeing.

Oh yeah. Mental is bad enough (unfortunately not easily quantifiable), but can we talk about the cold that hit LITERALLY EVERYONE in my dept in December? I jokingly call the monitors of the guy who sits behind me a sneezeguard, but jokey sneezeguards don't prevent you getting the cold that's going around when the guy on the other side of it is coughing his head off (but is contract, so can't really afford to take sick time).


lisah - Mar 11, 2020 11:41:52 am PDT #17420 of 30019
Punishingly Intricate

Jeans are definitely a safer option in a pandemic!


Jesse - Mar 11, 2020 11:43:23 am PDT #17421 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think that's right.


Jessica - Mar 11, 2020 11:48:04 am PDT #17422 of 30019
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My face has never itched more in my life, now that I'm not supposed to touch it.

I figure as long as I'm at home and washing my hands, I can touch my own damn face if I want to. It's allergy season motherfuckers am I just supposed to BLINK away the histamines?

All middle and high school kids in our district took a survey today about their school-from-home capabilities (basically do you have a computer and access to the internet). If my kids are going to be quarantined with me, this whole working from home and not wearing outside pants situation's going to be a lot less fun.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 11, 2020 12:01:33 pm PDT #17423 of 30019
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I don't have any idea how I would run online microbiology labs. I sure as hell am not sending them home with more microbes than they already have!

There is actually a lab kit available through a place called "eScience labs" for Microbiology. The students get all the equipment to do the expirments at home and then upload their lab reports online. We run that here.

The odd thing is that our students will be being exposed because they will be going on clinical rotations in the hospital, and the graduate students are nurses in practice! But they will not be congregating in groups over 8 on our property.


Consuela - Mar 11, 2020 12:19:28 pm PDT #17424 of 30019
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I don't understand what working parents of pre-teens are supposed to do if the schools go on-line or just close. They have to quit their jobs too? this could rapidly spiral into a depression.


Shir - Mar 11, 2020 12:38:21 pm PDT #17425 of 30019
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I'm trying to remind myself tonight over and over that the exhaustion I feel probably isn't COVID-19, but 10 days of stress and uncertainty.


Theodosia - Mar 11, 2020 12:45:38 pm PDT #17426 of 30019
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

FWIW, somebody I know here in MA is on home quarantine because their coworker in the next cubicle over has tested positive. So I'm kind of 2 degrees of separation now.


Shir - Mar 11, 2020 12:48:37 pm PDT #17427 of 30019
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I have a coworker who is sitting right next to me and is in quarantine for almost two weeks now, but that's because he returned from Italy in the end of February and went straight from the airport home to quarantine.