Sometimes I wash my face twice in the shower because I can't remember if I did it or not. That is the kind of autopilot I am on in the morning. There is no adding a multi-stage process to that, even if I were to get up an hour or more early.

Just this morning, a friend of mine was talking about the late-hours laundry policy that his condo association set up a late night addition to what doing the laundry cost -- from $1 a load to $15 a load. So that if you absolutely have to get it done, you'll pay through the nose.

Another advantage of being a morning person is the ease of grocery shopping between 6-8 in the morning. Got the whole place to myself!

My alarm went off at 5:40am this morning. I'm not getting up earlier than that to do any goddamn thing unless I'm trying to make a flight.

How do I spontaneously combust turn into a morning person? Asking for a very tired night owl.

My alarm went off at 5:40am this morning. I'm not getting up earlier than that to do any goddamn thing unless I'm trying to make a flight.

Tim has to be at the hospital at 5:30 a.m. next week for his surgery, which means we're getting up at 4 goddamn o'clock in the morning. So wrong.

I am finally seeing Knives Out. Currently have the entire theater to myself. I feel very Howard Hughes.

One does not simply become a morning person.

How do I spontaneously combust turn into a morning person? Asking for a very tired night owl.

Meds. And coffee in the mornings.

(I don't actually recommend this plan, but it's the only thing that works for me.)

Timelies all!

I'm not really a morning person, but years of getting up at 6:30 to avoid traffic(mostly...) plus my brain insisting I need to move,move,move! have gotten me going in the morning.