You guys. Read this. [link]
Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
including one to a boxing lesson taught to Parkinson's patients! I didn't know that that was a thing, but evidently there are boxing clubs all over the place that are teaching them. One of the program managers who went is considering having a class taught on-site.
I love that! My yoga teacher teaches at a bunch of assisted living places.
Read this.
I tried.
Oh wow.
His "Wisdom" page has many more paragraph breaks and only slightly less absurdity, for that that's worth.
Title: "Not Even Close: The State of Computer Security"
Venue: NDC Oslo 2015
Abstract: In this bleak, relentlessly morbid talk, James Mickens will describe why making computers secure is an intrinsically impossible task. He will explain why no programming language makes it easy to write secure code. He will then discuss why cloud computing is a black hole for privacy, and only useful for people who want to fill your machine with ads, viruses, or viruses that masquerade as ads. At this point in the talk, an audience member may suggest that Bitcoins can make things better. Mickens will laugh at this audience member and then explain why trusting the Bitcoin infrastructure is like asking Dracula to become a vegan. Mickens will conclude by describing why true love is a joke and why we are all destined to die alone and tormented. The first ten attendees will get balloon animals, and/or an unconvincing explanation about why Mickens intended to (but did not) bring balloon animals. Mickens will then flee on horseback while shouting "The Prince of Lies escapes again!"
Reminds me a little of this.
Computer Scientist as absurdist artist, I did not expect that overlap.
Now that Stallman has been kicked out, I guess there was a shortage of crazy tenured CS profs in Cambridge.
My god, that's marvelous.
If anyone wants a pick-me-up in this trashfire that is America, this video clip may do you: [link]
Link courtesy of BH-P! Whom I miss seeing here.
I have great plans for this weekend but I wasted all morning and now it's 1pm. Gotta go get a flu shot and buy butter. I may make croissants or chocolate chip cookies...