Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Katerina Bee - Sep 18, 2019 7:23:49 pm PDT #11591 of 30019
Herding cats for fun

Don't squeeze the Charmin! My baloney has a first name it's O S C A R! Look, Mikey likes it!

We'll be right back in living color!


aurelia - Sep 18, 2019 8:38:52 pm PDT #11592 of 30019
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

You could go high concept like the first Infiniti commercial. The one that didn't show the car.


Fred Pete - Sep 19, 2019 3:32:14 am PDT #11593 of 30019
Ann, that's a ferret.

I'm stuck on Band-Aid brands, 'cause Band-Aid's stuck on me.

You deserve a break today.

Twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesoniononasesameseedbun.


lisah - Sep 19, 2019 3:44:49 am PDT #11594 of 30019
Punishingly Intricate

Any other mid-atlanticians remember this 70s commercial song?

If you've got a passion for fashion, and you've got a craving for savings, take the wheel of your automobile and swing on down to Ideal.


Jesse - Sep 19, 2019 3:53:41 am PDT #11595 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Have a great trip, meara!

For whatever reason, I now think the Pillsbury doughboy would be hilarious.


-t - Sep 19, 2019 4:22:29 am PDT #11596 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

You'd have to do the giggle. That would be amazing.


Gudanov - Sep 19, 2019 4:54:37 am PDT #11597 of 30019
Coding and Sleeping

Googled, and it was one I vaguely remember: gerbil cannon

There was also the marching band one where they released a ravenous pack of wolves to make it more memorable.


Gudanov - Sep 19, 2019 5:06:06 am PDT #11598 of 30019
Coding and Sleeping

I keep seeing people complain about Pelosi not backing impeachment, but I think she just doesn't have the votes. Having an impeachment vote fail would be a disaster and she can't admit to not having the votes so she's doing pretty much the only thing she can. I could be totally wrong of course.


Amy - Sep 19, 2019 5:29:16 am PDT #11599 of 30019
Because books.

Did people hear that Grandpa Mason died of kidney failure? I'm unreasonably sad.


Steph L. - Sep 19, 2019 5:40:16 am PDT #11600 of 30019
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Did people hear that Grandpa Mason died of kidney failure? I'm unreasonably sad.

Awwww, sweet old man kitty. It sounds like he lived an exceptionally long time with kidney disease, which is amazing. Even so, it's always sad.