I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2017: That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, Bingo!  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Thanksgivukkahmas, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering.

Go away, 2017. You have a lot to turn around, 2018. Bring it on.


Vortex - Dec 06, 2017 3:48:23 pm PST #24 of 162
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Fred, sorry that things got so bad, happy to hear that you are doing better. We will be counting down with you!!


Connie Neil - Dec 09, 2017 1:14:47 pm PST #25 of 162
brillig

My Seekrit Santa is sent!


Strix - Dec 12, 2017 10:34:06 am PST #26 of 162
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

And I just got it, Connie!

You got me a wee Japanese hedgie! With a tomato!

Also, a big ol' candle that is the perfect combo of woodsy & fresh.

Thank you, Connie!!


Connie Neil - Dec 12, 2017 10:40:00 am PST #27 of 162
brillig

I got one of those candles for myself.


Strix - Dec 12, 2017 12:59:16 pm PST #28 of 162
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

It smells really good.


quester - Dec 16, 2017 6:41:19 am PST #29 of 162
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

About to brave the family Christmas party. Wish me monsters!


Laura - Dec 16, 2017 8:21:32 am PST #30 of 162
"Against all evidence, I keep thinking the assholes are outliers." - James Holden

Many monsters, quester!

I have a spectacularly fragrant box here from Anne, but I am being a good girl and trying to keep from opening the pretty wrapping paper until Christmas. Because I like to taunt myself!

I have not done my Santa thingy yet because life has been hectic, but I expect that the coming week will be calmer.


SuziQ - Dec 16, 2017 12:17:56 pm PST #31 of 162
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I'm going to be later than usual with my gifts - I still need to bake and I have a bunch of school work to do before I can take the time to bake. But I love hearing about others getting their gifties!


WindSparrow - Dec 17, 2017 7:19:08 pm PST #32 of 162
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Monsters!


msbelle - Dec 19, 2017 7:50:25 am PST #33 of 162
Now if your car ain't got it, go out and get it. We like the boom and don't you forget it. So turn down the treble and front your bass.

What is going on Santas and Santees? I've heard precious little from people, do you need help?

Any gifts or communications yet?

Did you not sign up but want to be a mayhem elf? Contact me, I'll give you a name at random to send something to. Better yet just scroll through your contact lists and mail something out to the person you stop on, buffista or not! MAYHEM OF JOY!