You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

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sj - May 31, 2025 9:24:29 am PDT #8225 of 8226
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thanks, Plei! I never use hairspray or mascara. So, I was clueless.


Cass - Jun 01, 2025 8:06:58 pm PDT #8226 of 8226
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

L'oreal Elnett.

Seconded. It's the hair spray I keep around with fine hair.


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