This here's a recipe for unpleasantness.

Mal ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Jessica - Oct 22, 2024 8:24:17 am PDT #8176 of 8185
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Color waxes are not the easiest to apply vs a spray, but they work great for temp bright colors.

Semi-perm "for dark hair" formulations tend to be pretty subtle and show up best in bright light, so for Halloween I would go with either a wax or spray option.


sj - Oct 22, 2024 9:03:04 am PDT #8177 of 8185
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thanks, everyone. What do people without Buffistas do?


erikaj - Oct 22, 2024 1:24:13 pm PDT #8178 of 8185
Always Anti-fascist!

go out with bad hair.


sj - Oct 27, 2024 7:28:34 am PDT #8179 of 8185
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

We tried the L’Oréal last night and the blue barely showed. So I ordered something different that we’ll try this week.


askye - Nov 01, 2024 5:16:29 pm PDT #8180 of 8185
Thrive to spite them

I had a surprise at work when my period started. I think it's been about 5 months since the last one? And the other day I was thinking "huh, this seems kind of like pms...." and sure enough.


EpicTangent - Nov 01, 2024 8:44:54 pm PDT #8181 of 8185
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

And what a nice surprise!


askye - Nov 02, 2024 8:51:02 am PDT #8182 of 8185
Thrive to spite them

It's getting even nicer because I feel like my body is like-- "You thought I was gone??! You wanted to get rid of me?? Well I'm back! With a vengeance!... and I don't think Halloween was bloody enough for you so let me help you out!"


megan walker - Nov 03, 2024 1:18:51 am PDT #8183 of 8185
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

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aurelia - Nov 03, 2024 9:41:44 pm PST #8184 of 8185
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

After gradually getting lighter and less frequent, my body went for a big finale.


erikaj - Nov 23, 2024 5:06:57 pm PST #8185 of 8185
Always Anti-fascist!

When you guys aren't here, I do stupid things like put perfume with added pheromones in my shopping cart.(Although I didn't buy them yet, so could be worse, right?) Sometimes I think nothing could make my chemistry pop like leaving this town, which isn't really a choice that I have. Sigh. (Great. More family time and homilies about gratitude...if someone could break my kneecap, I could Live Thanksgiving All Year Long. Which some sweet sentimental person might wish, if they have a great day Thursday, but they should be careful what they wish for. It's not that great.) Ah, well, the thread's not supposed to be *about* bitching.


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