Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.

'Origin'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Steph L. - Apr 24, 2024 9:57:53 am PDT #8108 of 8114
Apparently if you're enough of a power nerd, there is nothing that cannot be flowcharted.

Enthusiasm and willingness to take instruction goes a long way.


JenP - Apr 24, 2024 10:19:31 am PDT #8109 of 8114

There is just so much to unpack there, buddy. So much.


erikaj - Apr 24, 2024 4:43:02 pm PDT #8110 of 8114
If Scooby Doo taught me anything, it's that the only thing to fear is real-estate developers.Lisa Simpson

Yes. Definitely hope this isn't a movie scenario where I know this person and don't know it.


askye - May 14, 2024 7:42:01 am PDT #8111 of 8114
Thrive to spite them

What is it with men and there really bad hot takes about women and sex

Like the dude who was explaining that women shouldn't get wet when aroused. Or really wet. I think maybe he change this answer slightly.


erikaj - May 14, 2024 4:08:02 pm PDT #8112 of 8114
If Scooby Doo taught me anything, it's that the only thing to fear is real-estate developers.Lisa Simpson

To be fair, it can be difficult to talk about things you never witnessed.


EpicTangent - May 14, 2024 4:33:32 pm PDT #8113 of 8114
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

*snerk!*


erikaj - May 15, 2024 11:15:11 am PDT #8114 of 8114
If Scooby Doo taught me anything, it's that the only thing to fear is real-estate developers.Lisa Simpson

Well, thanks. The sad part is that if these dudes posted in the spirit of inquiry, Dan Savage or Dr. Internet, et all might be able to help. But they always act like, when they screw, they are really looking to disprove the Loch Ness Monster or go on mythbusters. (Not that there *isn't* mythology going around about that topic, of course.) But I think it's supposed to be loving(or at least fun)


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