Hmm. It's sounds like the finest party I can imagine getting paid to go to.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Jul 02, 2017 6:26:10 am PDT #797 of 8185
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yeah, it's not like I deal with these tantrums on the regular and might know what I'm talking about. She's fine now after we put her in the high chair and ignored her. She was hungry.


WindSparrow - Jul 02, 2017 10:20:31 am PDT #798 of 8185
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I hope you get some rest and relaxation sometime, sj.


sj - Jul 02, 2017 11:12:21 am PDT #799 of 8185
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thanks. We got her to take a nap and hightailed it out so I could get my free birthday lunch at my favorite burger place. Now I'm hiding in the bedroom because I have the beginnings of a headache.


smonster - Jul 02, 2017 2:25:41 pm PDT #800 of 8185
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Damn, sj, you need a birthday do over.

In the latest ep of "smonster's car slowly dies on her," our heroine can't get her key into the ignition. Luckily I'm only a couple of blocks from my house, so I'm going to get some liquid graphite. Car~ma, please? This would be an *exceptionally* bad week to not have a car.


sj - Jul 02, 2017 2:41:51 pm PDT #801 of 8185
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Official birthday isn't until tomorrow, but we celebrated tonight with my grandfather and had lobsters at home. I believe in extending my birthday for as lon as possible. Especially this year, I turn 40 tomorrow!


smonster - Jul 02, 2017 3:45:39 pm PDT #802 of 8185
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Woo, 40! Hope it's a lovely day with no tantrums or migraines.

I got the key in, and I'm just leaving it in and using another key to unlock it. But now it doesn't want to turn; pretty sure the ignition lock is about to break like my door lock did. So far I've been able to turn the car on after a bunch of tries, but I feel like it's on borrowed time. Plus my clutch is making a funny whirring noise. I just need to get through this week! I really don't want to have to rent a car because I don't have time to buy one. I feel so overwhelmed right now.


sj - Jul 02, 2017 3:50:58 pm PDT #803 of 8185
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm sorry, Smonster. I hope the car cooperates.


smonster - Jul 02, 2017 5:14:15 pm PDT #804 of 8185
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

And now my bank website is FUBARed and I can't get logged in to see if I have money to pay my rent and quarterly taxes. The ducks, they are nibbling, and they are vicious.


WindSparrow - Jul 02, 2017 8:18:00 pm PDT #805 of 8185
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I say we feed your ducks to my migraine, smonster. It's almost gone, and it could just sweep them into nothingness.


Hil R. - Jul 02, 2017 9:57:44 pm PDT #806 of 8185
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm really sick of being in pain.