Also, you can tell it's not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy's all bumpy.

Tara ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Sep 10, 2023 8:22:58 pm PDT #7914 of 8185
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I just ordered it. And maybe another one. My justification is that I have an 80s party on Saturday and it's on theme. I'm going tie a red bandanna around my thigh and put my hair up in a banana clip.


Laura - Sep 11, 2023 4:58:18 am PDT #7915 of 8185
Our wings are not tired.

We expect pictures of your fabulousness, Vortex.


sj - Sep 11, 2023 9:38:31 am PDT #7916 of 8185
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Seconding the need for pictures, Vortex,

It is overcast and drizzly today, and I’m not feeling motivated to get stuff done. I was sorting through the recent newspapers, but then TCG came home for lunch and I mostly feel like napping. Maybe if I set a tomato timer I’ll find my motivation. I feel like I need someone to body double or at least give me an assignment and some gold stars.


sj - Sep 12, 2023 8:41:04 am PDT #7917 of 8185
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

The plan was for mom to be here today to help me do some more reorganizing, but since ltc’s school was canceled, they’re both here. I keep finding myself muttering under my breath, “now there’s two of them”. They went to go get us lunch so I’m taking a break to enjoy the quiet.


erikaj - Sep 14, 2023 5:19:51 pm PDT #7918 of 8185
Always Anti-fascist!

Nanita, heng mai, and thanks for the Deadwood-geek goodness. (Would never have thought of that show and soap, though, but will definitely immerse in all the trivia and such.)


javachik - Sep 14, 2023 7:26:57 pm PDT #7919 of 8185
Our wings are not tired.

Oh good! Glad it got there so quickly! I can’t believe the yarn I sent MsBelle, the dress I sent to Sox, and the book I sent to you all arrived within days when the postal worker told me it wouldn’t be until next week. Hurray.


Vortex - Sep 18, 2023 12:55:08 pm PDT #7920 of 8185
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

If you were interested in how the Lost Boys tshirt fared. [link]

You can't really tell from this pic, but my hair is in a banana clip and Im wearing bamboo style earrings that say "Queen"


sj - Sep 18, 2023 1:01:46 pm PDT #7921 of 8185
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

You look fantastic, Vortex!


DavidS - Sep 18, 2023 1:04:23 pm PDT #7922 of 8185
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

If you were interested in how the Lost Boys tshirt fared. [link]

Super glam!


-t - Sep 18, 2023 1:15:53 pm PDT #7923 of 8185
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Terrific, Vortex! And the guy in the MTV T-shirt to your right looks JUST LIKE someone I went to college in the 80s (who I don't think actually looks like that any more, but who knows maybe he does)