Sounds like an awesome gift for someone with writing talent and passion like you. Plus, won't take up space or gather dust in your house!
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?
Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
EpicTangent - Sep 02, 2023 10:38:37 pm PDT #7893 of 8288
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
erikaj - Sep 03, 2023 10:16:58 am PDT #7894 of 8288
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Mom did kind of find that to be a selling point, too. Not that she isn't interested in the first part, too, but we don't have a lot of closets.
EpicTangent - Sep 03, 2023 12:54:44 pm PDT #7895 of 8288
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Mom did kind of find that to be a selling point, too. Not that she isn't interested in the first part, too, but we don't have a lot of closets.
I get it! My house is absolute Clutter City! No clear flat surfaces allowed! I'm currently on a "let's get rid of some of this crap" upswing, but am low on energy. But I realize an important first step is not to escalate by bringing in more stuff.
erikaj - Sep 03, 2023 12:59:45 pm PDT #7896 of 8288
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
we even do declutter...this place was kind of built without storage. and, then, I bought pandemic consolation prizes, so yeah, still a bit too much.
EpicTangent - Sep 03, 2023 4:00:05 pm PDT #7897 of 8288
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Oh yeah, the online shopping that happened during lockdown, yikes! Definitely adding to the conglomeration!
erikaj - Sep 03, 2023 4:31:08 pm PDT #7898 of 8288
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Well, I had to do something, and I'm still not all that psyched about touching strangers' library books(Although I doubt the psycho anti-maskers are reading the same stuff as I am.)
sj - Sep 05, 2023 7:28:54 am PDT #7899 of 8288
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I’m going through my clothes. So, I know I don’t need this [link] but boy do I want it.
EpicTangent - Sep 05, 2023 8:35:35 am PDT #7900 of 8288
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
That is awesome, sj. And also something that does not need to be added to my life. Sigh.
sj - Sep 05, 2023 8:56:44 am PDT #7901 of 8288
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Stupid money.
sj - Sep 06, 2023 12:01:24 pm PDT #7902 of 8288
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Another thing I do not need but want Check out White Alice in Wonderland Martin Boots - Women at Zulily