Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Java cat - Jun 27, 2017 3:47:29 pm PDT #742 of 8185
Not javachik

I had it in the early 80s, and I'm wondering if I have it again. I thought it was an ear infection from swimming in Ashland. Talked to my Dr on the phone, but he thought it was a virus. It could still be that, if they take, what, ten days to two weeks to go away. He wanted me to go see an urgent care doctor, which I refused of course.


Steph L. - Jun 27, 2017 4:44:10 pm PDT #743 of 8185
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

You can get it twice. (I had it senior year of high school and then senior year of college.) The only way to be sure of the diagnosis is the blood test.


Steph L. - Jun 27, 2017 4:44:49 pm PDT #744 of 8185
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Talked to my Dr on the phone, but he thought it was a virus. It could still be that, if they take, what, ten days to two weeks to go away.

A virus can easily linger for 2 weeks, so it may be that.


smonster - Jun 27, 2017 5:16:42 pm PDT #745 of 8185
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Doggos, please pee so I can go to bed.

Roommate, ugh. Saw him briefly tonight (as his bf arrived AGAIN) and noted that I had called and texted him with no response, and he mumbled some bs excuse without making eye contact. Clearly he used his phone today, unless he is communicating with his boo via smoke signals.

If the lease is up in October, when can I start talking to him about moving out? August?

In happier news, the boy and I are getting gelato tomorrow night in the Quarter. I will actually put on a dress and makeup this time, because I want to. There may well be kissing.


askye - Jun 27, 2017 5:44:18 pm PDT #746 of 8185
Thrive to spite them

I hope there is kissing.

My mom's sister has been visiting and it's been great but I'm ready for my routine again.

Also somehow guys on POF are messaging me again. One seems nice. He sent me a message with complete sentences.


Amy - Jun 27, 2017 5:53:27 pm PDT #747 of 8185
Because books.

Kissing! Kissing this guy seems like a very good idea. Convincing wanker roommate to move out asap also seems like a very good thing.


sj - Jun 27, 2017 6:45:09 pm PDT #748 of 8185
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

August sounds good. Give him at least 60 days to find something else.

I let ltc drink from my cup a lot. A sip or two of tea or some seltzer. Boy was she mad at dinner tonight when she couldn't have any of margarita.


WindSparrow - Jun 27, 2017 6:52:04 pm PDT #749 of 8185
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I am in favor of kissing and of complete sentences. Also of ltc waiting a couple decades to try margaritas.


DavidS - Jun 27, 2017 9:36:20 pm PDT #750 of 8185
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

ltc's strong personality will serve her well in the future, although it is quite the challenge for the parents that think they are the boss of her.

This was my hope with the Willful Young Emmett and it turned out to be true.


sj - Jun 28, 2017 4:23:43 am PDT #751 of 8185
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

This was my hope with the Willful Young Emmett and it turned out to be true.

Thanks. This helps a lot, since Emmett is quite obviously an amazing human.