Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Calli - Jun 23, 2017 1:21:03 am PDT #683 of 8185
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm with you on the heat hate, KB. It's very kind of you to help your neighbor in spite of it. And your neighbor is still getting the help she needs, even if you aren't entirely thrilled about it at the moment, so you're hardly a terrible person.

I hope your stomach feels better soon, Trudy. Or that you can get your hands on a muffin, at least.


Laura - Jun 23, 2017 2:38:00 am PDT #684 of 8185
Our wings are not tired.

I'm cranky after a week of record heat is all. Sweltering is not my favorite thing.

At least hospitals are generally freezing cold? Sorry, hope you can get comfy and read something good.

Hope the Not!Muffin helped the belly.

My son is a rock star. Of his own accord he called my sister to arrange pick up. She was whining that our elderly step-dad was out of town and our elderly cousin was sick so someone would just have to drive all the way cross state to pick her up. He gently insisted that surely if she gave it some thought she could think of someone that could bring her half way. 10 minutes later she called back and had found a neighbor to drive her to mid everglades.

AND, he got his official job offer from Tesla and it was nicer than he anticipated. Cool beans. He starts next month.


Sue - Jun 23, 2017 2:53:50 am PDT #685 of 8185
hip deep in pie

Yay Laura's son! Rock Star all around!


WindSparrow - Jun 23, 2017 3:15:29 am PDT #686 of 8185
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Way to go, son of Laura!


sj - Jun 23, 2017 5:05:32 am PDT #687 of 8185
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay, son of Laura!


sj - Jun 23, 2017 6:07:16 am PDT #688 of 8185
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

ltc is an inconsolable crank monster today, even for her nonni. I'm hoping she is just tired from falling asleep so late last night.


Laura - Jun 23, 2017 6:28:29 am PDT #689 of 8185
Our wings are not tired.

Poor ltc and those around her. I hope something consoles her. Maybe she is warm or teething, either of which might be helped with a frozen treat.


SuziQ - Jun 23, 2017 6:45:08 am PDT #690 of 8185
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Maybe she is warm or teething

Or growth spurt. Or cognitive spurt. Little ones have SO MUCH going on with their little brains and little bodies - it is amazing they aren't crying all the time.


sj - Jun 23, 2017 6:59:23 am PDT #691 of 8185
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I think it is probably teething. These two year molars are taking fracking forever to come in.


Zenkitty - Jun 23, 2017 7:35:10 am PDT #692 of 8185
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

AND, he got his official job offer from Tesla and it was nicer than he anticipated. Cool beans. He starts next month.

Your son is a fine lad, AND he works at Tesla. Cool!