Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Jun 22, 2017 1:58:59 pm PDT #663 of 8185
Our wings are not tired.

I just want to weep. I feel like a bad person and I have had a perfectly miserable work day. Super vent rant ahead.

First work. The internet was totally stupid today. Disconnecting repeatedly. Slow as molasses when it would occasionally reconnect. Users calling, texting, and emailing me asking what is taking me so long to fix their completely non-urgent insignificant issues. I finally say screw it and leave to go fill my gas tank and pick up some stuff from the store and after my phone rings for the 4th time I pick it up. It is my sister. When I say I have been ignoring my phone because I am trying to drive and I am in foul humor because my internet has made me insane all day she proceeds to tell me how hers was like that yesterday and did I call Comcast because they can reset the modem. (and it just went down again while I am typing, but I will finish and post later) And I did reset my own damn modem a couple times already, and I WORK on tech support all day which requires access to my Cloud sessions and peoples servers. I am not using it for Facebook!!

Then the purpose of her call is to ask if I'll be able to fit her walker in my car. I don't have a large car. I am packing my clothes for 3-4 months, my 75 pound dog and her stuff, and my computer and work phone, and I thought I might bring some mangoes for my nephew. Now 2 days before I leave I find out I am also transporting my sister and her luggage. And now she wonders if her walker can fit. I just can't even. And I feel mean, but really the only way is if I mail my own things to NY because now they won't fit in my car.

I am in a seriously bad mood.


WindSparrow - Jun 22, 2017 2:14:27 pm PDT #664 of 8185
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Yeah, Laura, that would be about the time I start trying to gnaw my own leg off to get out of that trap.


Calli - Jun 22, 2017 2:17:42 pm PDT #665 of 8185
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I have a number of snarky responses to Laura's sister, but none of them would be particularly helpful. I'm sorry she's making your travel plans more of a hassle than they need to be, Laura.


Laura - Jun 22, 2017 2:23:08 pm PDT #666 of 8185
Our wings are not tired.

The part that super sucks is that I love the notion of her going with me the first leg of the trip and seeing her grandchildren in NC. But packing for a 3 month plus trip is complex enough already. She is flying back home, I am just dropping her, staying overnight and heading north in the morning on my own, with Zoe.


Connie Neil - Jun 22, 2017 2:26:15 pm PDT #667 of 8185
brillig

Any possibility of a roof carrier?

Edit: Numberslut of the Neighbor of the Beast!


Laura - Jun 22, 2017 2:36:56 pm PDT #668 of 8185
Our wings are not tired.

Nice! I didn't notice the post number. Best thing today!

Actually Connie, a roof dealio isn't a bad idea. Then I could bring more stuff for me too. I'd love to bring a bunch of books I would rather have up there than here.


Connie Neil - Jun 22, 2017 2:41:01 pm PDT #669 of 8185
brillig

Roof carriers are great for bulky but relatively lightweight things. Like a walker. Though not for dogs.


Laura - Jun 22, 2017 2:45:08 pm PDT #670 of 8185
Our wings are not tired.

I like to have the dog in the front seat. That way I can pack stuff on the floor in front and make a nice bed for her. She is way calmer on a long ride if she is up front and she doesn't bother the driver at all. When she is in back she whines and has her head on my shoulder. I have a strap thingy to hook up the the seat belt for her.


sj - Jun 22, 2017 2:47:25 pm PDT #671 of 8185
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thanks, Sophia. I'm home with ltc all day and about to turn 40. So it seemed like a good time to finally do it.

A roof carrier sounds like a good idea, Laura. I'm sorry you're good deed is turning into such a pain.


sj - Jun 22, 2017 3:12:38 pm PDT #672 of 8185
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

ltc is hysterical and will not go to bed. Please tell me bedtime is not going to be as traumatic as bath time.