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'Out Of Gas'


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Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Jun 29, 2019 6:33:09 pm PDT #6062 of 8214
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Am I remembering wrong, or is that where your family usually goes?

We usually go to Kennebunkport. But my mom has been having a lot of trouble walking lately, and definitely won't be able to walk on sand. Old Orchard has hotels right on the beach where she can sit on her balcony and see the ocean. Kennebunkport doesn't have that (except for some houses to rent, but we weren't organized enough to do that when there were any still available.)

Is that about a half-hour away from Portland? It's got quite a foodie's paradise rep these days. I hope the issue gets resolved. I'm with Laura. This can be such a chore.

It is pretty close to Portland. And Portland does have a lot of great food. All of which my mother does not want to eat, because it isn't "Maine food." I made a point of making sure that every restaurant I suggested had some kind of lobster or shrimp on the menu, but apparently lobster rolls or lobster within a dish doesn't count -- it has to be whole lobster. (I think my sister and I will go into Portland on our own a couple times.)


Katerina Bee - Jun 29, 2019 10:45:11 pm PDT #6063 of 8214
Herding cats for fun

How is lobster roll not Maine enough? I am confused.


Hil R. - Jun 30, 2019 8:07:49 am PDT #6064 of 8214
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

How is lobster roll not Maine enough? I am confused.

It's not a whole lobster. It's maybe OK for once in a while, but it doesn't count as eating lobster.


sj - Jun 30, 2019 8:11:02 am PDT #6065 of 8214
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

But it's one of the most Maine dishes there is.


DavidS - Jun 30, 2019 8:19:57 am PDT #6066 of 8214
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But it's one of the most Maine dishes there is.

After those terrifying bright red hot dogs!


Hil R. - Jun 30, 2019 8:23:17 am PDT #6067 of 8214
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

There is no logic to be found here.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 30, 2019 9:09:30 am PDT #6068 of 8214
What is even happening?

I get Hil's mom on the whole lobster. I wouldn't count a lobster roll, or lobster pie, or lazy man's lobster as meeting my Maine vacation lobster meal goal. The lobster roll is its own category -- one that also has to be met.

Did you all see the viral coverage of the woman who had her lobster roll snatched by a seagull? It made the rounds a couple of weeks ago. [link]

That's at Cape Neddick Light ("Nubble Light"), which is right where we vacation in Maine.

She got that lobster roll from Fox's, which is SO not worth the money. I mean, I'm sure they make a fine lobster roll, but not only did she have to pay twice to finally eat a lobster roll on the coast -- the first roll cost between two and three times what she should have paid in the first place.


Dana - Jun 30, 2019 9:40:45 am PDT #6069 of 8214
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Yeah, but it sounds like every meal has to include the option of a whole lobster. Which is a lot.


NoiseDesign - Jun 30, 2019 11:46:58 am PDT #6070 of 8214
Our wings are not tired

Clearly Cindy and Hil's mom would make good vacation meal partners.


Laura - Jun 30, 2019 12:31:08 pm PDT #6071 of 8214
Our wings are not tired.

No matter what my dietary needs have been over the years I have to say I have always been able to find something to eat no matter where we eat. Granted, some places have been very limited. In recent years I just check the menus on line and know in advance my options. Never have I made it an issue. If concerned, like on road trips, I pack snacks I like.