Just keep walking, preacher-man.

River ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - May 05, 2019 3:19:39 pm PDT #5863 of 8216
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

So, I took a nap, and then woke up in the middle of an anxiety attack, heart racing, convinced that I'd forgotten to give a final exam to one of my classes. And I looked at the clock and saw that it was 7 and thought that meant 7 AM. It took me about 15 minutes to sort through my brain and remember that I'd done all the final exams that I was supposed to do, and then about another hour to realize that it wasn't morning and I didn't have to get to work. Still haven't quite gotten my heart rate down. Why, brain?


DebetEsse - May 05, 2019 6:51:52 pm PDT #5864 of 8216
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Sometimes brains, like cats, give us the best gifts. Anxiety attacks, lizard bits, recreations of embarrassing situations from when you were 12.


Toddson - May 06, 2019 8:49:05 am PDT #5865 of 8216
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

And, sometimes, you get an unexpected toy. May be NSFW.


Fred Pete - May 06, 2019 11:40:53 am PDT #5866 of 8216
Ann, that's a ferret.

Oh, as usual, dear.


meara - May 06, 2019 3:03:13 pm PDT #5867 of 8216

Wow. Those are....really not children's toys.


askye - May 06, 2019 3:06:36 pm PDT #5868 of 8216
Thrive to spite them

That is really really...bad.

ION Matthew told me there are kittens at his work again. A couple of black kittens a long hair orange and white kitten who is "so adorable". These would be Scrappy's siblings or half siblings. However there will be no family reunion as we are full up on cats.


askye - May 07, 2019 5:07:37 pm PDT #5869 of 8216
Thrive to spite them

Scrappy is spayed. He is currently in the cone of shame but I think I'll try the onesie idea. I just have to get one tomorrow.


Sophia Brooks - May 12, 2019 1:18:50 am PDT #5870 of 8216
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

The cat named Scrappy is confusing. I am glad Buffistas Scrappy has not been spayed nor is wearing a cone.


amych - May 12, 2019 9:02:56 am PDT #5871 of 8216
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

IIRC she has been spayed? But no cone! Cape entirely at her discretion!


Katerina Bee - May 12, 2019 9:06:54 am PDT #5872 of 8216
Herding cats for fun

I thought Scrappy could use her grippy human fingers to escape the cone of shame?