Mal: There's plenty orders of mine that she didn't obey. Wash: Name one! Mal: She married you!

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Mar 01, 2019 4:55:36 pm PST #5397 of 8216
I look more rad than Lutheranism

(Steph, you'll be unsurprised to learn that this was in your neighborhood.)

There was probably a pig on the run somewhere.

I'm also really impressed that this couple actually hosts about fifty people for a prayer service and dinner in their house twice a month, and has been doing it for a couple years.

That's very cool!


Hil R. - Mar 01, 2019 5:04:59 pm PST #5398 of 8216
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

There are some organizations that have grant money for people who do things outside of traditional synagogues to get young Jewish people involved in Jewish life, and I'm going to guess that they got one of those grants -- I can't imagine how they'd pay for all this food otherwise.


Deena - Mar 01, 2019 5:05:05 pm PST #5399 of 8216
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Naw, Jessica, you can hang out with Greg. I think I'm going to see if I can find a copy of the movie in the discount bin.

Hil, that sounds really nice. I'm glad you were able to go, and comfortable sneaking out a little early.


Hil R. - Mar 01, 2019 5:25:35 pm PST #5400 of 8216
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Also, the host made a big point of telling everyone, "We're all at different points on our Jewish journey, and we all came to Judaism differently, and everyone is accepted and welcome here, so we don't check your Jew Card at the door, and we don't ask each other, 'Is that a Jewish name?' or 'You don't look Jewish' or anything like that." The guy sitting in front of me -- the only black person there -- stifled a laugh. Less than an hour later, I heard someone asking him, "So, I didn't get your story. I assume you weren't born Jewish, right?"

Really. People. Is it that difficult to not be that person?


Laura - Mar 02, 2019 5:14:21 am PST #5401 of 8216
Our wings are not tired.

I've never seen the Big Lebowski

Same. Much to the amazement of my children.

Really. People. Is it that difficult to not be that person?

Seriously. It sounds like a wonderful gathering with terrific hosts. Hopefully most people will listen to their sage advice.

(I left this page open when I went to bed last night so no idea if there are more posts until I click the button)


sj - Mar 02, 2019 5:41:31 am PST #5402 of 8216
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I've never seen the Big Lebowski

Me either.


Dana - Mar 02, 2019 6:06:01 am PST #5403 of 8216
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Me either.


Amy - Mar 02, 2019 6:14:44 am PST #5404 of 8216
Because books.

Me either!


Laura - Mar 02, 2019 7:21:25 am PST #5405 of 8216
Our wings are not tired.

Ha, we should arrange a virtual viewing party or something.


DavidS - Mar 02, 2019 8:10:10 am PST #5406 of 8216
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Why would you deprive yourself of so much amusement and Sam Elliott? And Philip Seymour Hoffman!

There's bowling, Nihilism and production numbers. Sometimes all at the same time.