I go online sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad. It's... depressing.

Tara ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Emily - Feb 23, 2019 4:43:45 pm PST #5361 of 8216
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Agreed, Tep. I have never used my uterus! It causes me nothing but trouble! Why must I still be a martyr to it? (Although, maybe there are hormones or something, and I know one is probably better off not messing with it unless there are strong reasons to do so.)


Connie Neil - Feb 23, 2019 4:57:40 pm PST #5362 of 8216
brillig

It has been many months, maybe over a year, since my uterus made a fuss. I think it's finally done, but it's snuck up on me before. It is deeply satisfying to be past it.


Hil R. - Feb 23, 2019 9:07:31 pm PST #5363 of 8216
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

How do I phrase the email to tell my landlord that I'll be moving at the end of May? I also need to check that it's OK to give his contact info to the bank, because they need to ask him if I've paid my rent on time. (I have. Always. I've got it set up on my bank account so that the check goes out each month and I don't need to remember anything.)


Laura - Feb 24, 2019 4:49:50 am PST #5364 of 8216
Our wings are not tired.

I would keep it formal - per section X1.a of the lease agreement I am giving notice that I will be vacating the apartment May 31. Use whatever wording is in the lease. I wouldn't ask about giving his info to the bank just advise him it is being done.


Connie Neil - Feb 24, 2019 8:48:38 am PST #5365 of 8216
brillig

An experienced landlord should expect that his information would be given out.


Vortex - Feb 24, 2019 8:59:39 am PST #5366 of 8216
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

How do I phrase the email to tell my landlord that I'll be moving at the end of May? I also need to check that it's OK to give his contact info to the bank, because they need to ask him if I've paid my rent on time. (I have. Always. I've got it set up on my bank account so that the check goes out each month and I don't need to remember anything.)

"Dueces on 5/31. Thanks for nothing." Or, if you want to be "professional" about it -

Dear [Landlord]

I write to inform you that I will be moving out of my unit as of May 31, 2019. Per _ of my lease dated X, this letter serves as the required __ days' notice of terminating the lease" (or whatever language is in the lease.


sj - Feb 24, 2019 11:02:50 am PST #5367 of 8216
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm just going to countdown the minutes until ltc goes back to school tomorrow. She is adorable and delightful most of the time, but I swear she has not stopped talking for a week unless she's asleep.


Laura - Feb 24, 2019 2:32:39 pm PST #5368 of 8216
Our wings are not tired.

My son Bobby is still a non-stop talker. He was the best travel companion when I was driving to NY and back because there was no falling asleep with Mr. Chatterbox. Also, he will sing along with classic rock songs. When he gets on a roll I now turn to his wife and advise her that he just makes all this shit up. Actually he just watches a lot of Discovery, History, and other informative type programs and remembers everything, and shares.


WindSparrow - Feb 24, 2019 4:04:20 pm PST #5369 of 8216
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Announcement: 47 is too damn old to still be having a period.

I had one my 48th year. At the beginning of it. And now at 49, I am FREEEEEEEEREEEEEEE!


Connie Neil - Feb 24, 2019 4:16:49 pm PST #5370 of 8216
brillig

Boy, I couldn't claim freedom till my late 50s.