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Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

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Jessica - Feb 05, 2019 5:55:29 am PST #5202 of 8216
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Probably not this building, though -- they moved to their new building in 1932.

Heh, in that case no, not that building.


Jessica - Feb 05, 2019 5:56:47 am PST #5203 of 8216
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

What would an agent do for me?

A good agent will be able to find apartments that meet your requirements before they are officially listed, and give you advice on what to offer based on market conditions (over or under the asking price).


lisah - Feb 05, 2019 9:19:45 am PST #5204 of 8216
Punishingly Intricate

I've been thinking about going Keto. I think it might be good for the whole family, but for me, my blood sugar is a bit wonky and my cholesterol is a bit high, so it would be really good, I think.

"Keto" is a diet developed to treat a very severe, and relatively rare, form of epilepsy. The name and ideas of what the diet entails have been taken over and corrupted by the diet industry. I'd be careful with trying it out without consulting your PCP first. Especially if have medical conditions you're trying to manage.


Steph L. - Feb 05, 2019 9:29:23 am PST #5205 of 8216
I look more rad than Lutheranism

"Keto" is a diet developed to treat a very severe, and relatively rare, form of epilepsy.

I have a friend who eats a ketogenic diet for seizure control (under her doctor's guidance). She's been able to cut her seizure meds in half and her seizures are really under control now. It's fascinating to me how it works, but I'm a giant nerd.


lisah - Feb 05, 2019 9:36:20 am PST #5206 of 8216
Punishingly Intricate

Me too, Steph!! I have a friend who's a dieticien at Yale working with severely epileptic kids. The pop-culturing of "keto" is pretty frustrating for her.


Maria - Feb 05, 2019 10:10:08 am PST #5207 of 8216
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

What would an agent do for me?

A good agent will be able to find apartments that meet your requirements before they are officially listed, and give you advice on what to offer based on market conditions (over or under the asking price).

What Jessica said. I will add that they truly do all of the legwork so that you only see places that meet your criteria. They'll set up private appointments to view the listings, so you don't have to wait for an open house or walk through it with the listing agent (because they know which areas from which to steer you away). A good buyer's agent will put you in touch with good home inspectors, good mortgage brokers, and essentially act as an advocate for you. When I was moving back to PA from MD, my realtor would send me listings in the areas I was interested in, I'd narrow them down, she'd push back sometimes and force me to consider another point of view, and then we'd visit 5 or 6 when I was in PA over the weekend. While I found the listing for my current home myself, my second choice hadn't officially hit the market when I saw it. I would have never known about it if it wasn't for her.


NoiseDesign - Feb 05, 2019 10:55:50 am PST #5208 of 8216
Our wings are not tired

Most importantly your agent works for you and their interests are tied to yours. The selling agent is tied to the interests of the seller. Many selling agents will try to also represent you so that they can double dip and take both commissions on the sale, but then how can they really advocate for both sides of the negotiations? Your agent should guide you through the buying process, inspections, possible renegotiation of the price based on the results of the inspection. They should be watching out for your interests.


Hil R. - Feb 05, 2019 11:09:05 am PST #5209 of 8216
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Thanks for the advice. I just contacted the agent that flea had recommended.


Hil R. - Feb 05, 2019 11:18:12 am PST #5210 of 8216
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My mom also keeps trying to give me advice, but the last time she bought a house was 1985, so it's good to have advice from people who've done this within this century. (She also has trouble with telling the difference between "Click on this photo to see more photos of this apartment" and "Click on this photo to go to the page with a listing for a different apartment that you might like" on the real estate listings sites, so she keeps giving me comments on the wrong apartments, and she's getting very confused.)


sj - Feb 05, 2019 12:29:46 pm PST #5211 of 8216
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hil, I'm glad you contacted an agent. Everyone else is right that you need to have your own. Our agent was so wonderful about finding us just the right place.

I was just at the tail end of a cold, with a lingering cough but no other symptoms. Now, I'm at the beginning stages of a cold again with lots of sneezing and a head filled with goo. Do not want.