I'm visiting my parents now, and so is my sister. We woke up this morning, and there were stockings for the whole family above the fireplace. This has never happened before.
My mother is confusing.
Time for some thrilling heroics.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
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Hil R. - Dec 25, 2018 12:33:06 pm PST #4992 of 8218
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Vortex - Dec 25, 2018 12:40:47 pm PST #4993 of 8218
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
? Did you get an orange in the toe?
DavidS - Dec 25, 2018 12:42:31 pm PST #4994 of 8218
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
doesn't like it, and throws it all out.
That's bullshit!
Hil R. - Dec 25, 2018 12:59:07 pm PST #4995 of 8218
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
? Did you get an orange in the toe?
I got a Star Wars Pez dispenser (Rey), some candy (most of it vegan), a pen, and a $50 bill. And some ChapStick.
Hil R. - Dec 25, 2018 1:24:50 pm PST #4996 of 8218
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
And we're going out for Chinese food for dinner. (At a restaurant that doesn't have much vegan stuff, but it's got one or two dishes that are OK, so I'll get those.)
Hil R. - Dec 25, 2018 1:25:30 pm PST #4997 of 8218
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Oh, the stocking also had some gelt in it, for maximum confusion. And some ponytail holders and hair clips, in bright colors that I'd never wear outside the house.
Karl - Dec 25, 2018 2:35:02 pm PST #4998 of 8218
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.
Hil, that is indeed a very perplexing stocking. I wish you good Chinese food.
meara - Dec 25, 2018 3:45:12 pm PST #4999 of 8218
That is perplexing, Hil!
I saw the new RBG movie with a friend and then had soup dumplings. And now it's not yet 6pm but feels much later
Trudy Booth - Dec 25, 2018 6:31:46 pm PST #5000 of 8218
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
We would get gelt and a dreidel in our stockings, the story was that Santa would pick them up in Israel from one of our honorary aunties... but we were decidedly Christian people.
askye - Dec 26, 2018 2:56:01 am PST #5001 of 8218
Thrive to spite them
That is odd Hil.
Last night Scrappy emerged from whatever pocket dimension he hid in. I swear we looked everywhere a cat could hide. I'm headed back home today from Matthew's. As soon as I get home I'm taking muscle relaxer. Tonight I get to see E and my Dad and tomorrow we have Christmas.