If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Sep 30, 2018 7:52:06 am PDT #4457 of 8234
Our wings are not tired.

I hope the unpleasantness and pain is worth the results of the surgery! Quick healing wishes.


Karl - Sep 30, 2018 7:52:14 am PDT #4458 of 8234
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

May the surgery bring lasting relief, Hil. I'm glad to hear it went ok, and sorry about the pain and nuisance.


Hil R. - Sep 30, 2018 7:56:22 am PDT #4459 of 8234
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

At one point, I shouted because it hurt so much, and he said, "Why are you shouting? I'm not doing anything," and the nurse glanced over and said, "Don't listen to him. He's injecting the anesthesia. That's why it hurts." Like, I can feel it being injected. Don't lie to me.

Also, when the surgery was getting started, and he and the nurses were deciding what music to put on, one of the nurses got to pick (they apparently take turns with that or something), and it was some country music guy. The doctor teased her a bit about how she thinks the singer is cute, and then he pulled up a photo of the singer on his phone and shoved it in my face and asked me if I thought the singer was cute. Just, ugh. I'm already strapped down to this table. Just do the damn surgery, and quit it with the cute stuff. (Also, from that photo, the singer looked like he was about 17.)


askye - Sep 30, 2018 8:04:15 am PDT #4460 of 8234
Thrive to spite them

Hil that really sucks.

Matthew came up yesterday and so this morning we were lazy and then had breakfast and then came back and took a nap.

It's been raining so this is a good way to spend the day. And it's distracting me from the fact there is still a small snake in the house.


Dana - Sep 30, 2018 8:07:53 am PDT #4461 of 8234
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Like, I can feel it being injected. Don't lie to me.

Oh, that is bullshit.


Hil R. - Sep 30, 2018 8:32:31 am PDT #4462 of 8234
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

It's just, can't we go through anything in life without having to deal with men being irritating like that? (I've also given up on correcting him when he pronounces my last name wrong -- he always calls me Ms. Lastname, and he pronounces it wrong, and I correct him, and he tries to repeat what I said, and he still says it wrong. I know that there are a couple of consonants in there that get weird with my lisp, but he's saying the vowels wrong. And his last name is also German, and follows the same weird rules about vowels combinations -- ei is pronounced eye, and ie is pronounced ee -- so he should know.) (Also, Einstein is a name that people know how to pronounce, and my name follows the same pattern.)


Hil R. - Sep 30, 2018 8:34:12 am PDT #4463 of 8234
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Like I said, usually, whatever. He's a good doctor. He's fixed my hand several times. I have no doubt that this surgery will fix this problem. This is just not the week that I want to deal with his nonsense.


Beverly - Sep 30, 2018 9:20:34 am PDT #4464 of 8234
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I'm sorry, Hil. I hope the results are good enough to be worth all the nastiness.

I've been putting off breakfast because what I want (nothing, really)/what I can eat with a still-tender tongue/what I have in the house aren't necessarily coalescing. But now I want Laura's day, so I'm starting with coffee and oatmeal. I'm going to soak the dried cranberries first, though, and crush the walnut pieces small. I have no boatly friend with whom to leaf-peep, though, and we have pleasantly melodic rainfall, so reading and perhaps some writing will have to substitute for the leaf-cruise.

ETA: I forgot to approve of emotionally supportive hippos. I recently got a Jellycat bunny with the softest fur I've ever felt. Every time I touch her I marvel all over again how soft she is.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 30, 2018 10:48:07 am PDT #4465 of 8234
What is even happening?

Beverly, I'm glad you're getting better. What an awful experience. Here's to having a Lauraly day.

(You wrote, "I have no boatly friend," but I read "I have no bloaty friend," and was ready to raise my hand.)


Laura - Sep 30, 2018 11:18:00 am PDT #4466 of 8234
Our wings are not tired.

It only has managed to get to the mid 50s today so my boaty friend and I decided to go during the week when the sun is out. I also wimped out on going to nephew's soccer game. Just stayed home in my inside warm clothes and played on the computer while Monk episodes play in the background. Relaxing.