Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 11, 2018 3:57:05 pm PDT #4330 of 8234
What is even happening?

der vs dar

Well, der. I looked at what you typed a bunch of times, even checking the ending and didn't see it. Time for stronger reading glasses (or a brain transplant).


Zenkitty - Sep 12, 2018 7:59:04 am PDT #4331 of 8234
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Oh hey, I just looked it up. Calender or Callender is a real surname, "occupational name for a person who finished freshly woven cloth by passing it between heavy rollers to compress the weave." Now that I know that, it'll be easier to remember how to spell the other calendar!


Zenkitty - Sep 12, 2018 8:07:47 am PDT #4332 of 8234
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Brain transplants are so risky, though. They can cause personality changes and memory loss. Some people say they feel like a totally different person! IDK, Cindy, I wouldn't do it.


WindSparrow - Sep 12, 2018 6:32:14 pm PDT #4333 of 8234
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

looking at Zenkitty.


Zenkitty - Sep 14, 2018 2:03:38 am PDT #4334 of 8234
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

blinking at Windsparrow


EpicTangent - Sep 14, 2018 8:39:50 am PDT #4335 of 8234
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I just got an email from someone I haven't met. According to her email sig, she's working here; she's just new and we haven't met yet. She's asking how to get access to the software I'm in charge of, completely legit thing to inquire about. For some reason my brain is having the most Regency reaction, "She emailed me directly when we haven't been introduced! How uncouth!"


Toddson - Sep 14, 2018 10:33:06 am PDT #4336 of 8234
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

If you have a meeting, will you need a chaperone?


EpicTangent - Sep 14, 2018 11:15:15 am PDT #4337 of 8234
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Of course! Think of my reputation! I am an unmarried woman!


Katerina Bee - Sep 14, 2018 7:36:53 pm PDT #4338 of 8234
Herding cats for fun

She could have dropped off a calling card at least.


Zenkitty - Sep 15, 2018 1:02:53 pm PDT #4339 of 8234
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I want to get old-fashioned calling cards. With a floral border and just my name in a genteel script and my public email.