I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - May 09, 2017 9:34:45 am PDT #40 of 8099
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I fell while hiking and broke my leg rather badly just above the ankle. I'm in a hospital in Iceland waiting for surgery. I hurt and I'm scared and I'm nauseated from the pain meds and I want to go home. I've been a trooper but I'm exhausted and in pain and my roommate keeps turning her fucking tv up. And I'm hot.


flea - May 09, 2017 9:36:26 am PDT #41 of 8099
information libertarian

Oh, Zen! Thank god you have the internet! We are here for you, trooper.


Dana - May 09, 2017 9:38:41 am PDT #42 of 8099
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Oh, no!


askye - May 09, 2017 9:40:29 am PDT #43 of 8099
Thrive to spite them

oh no!! Lots of healing~ma to you


Sparky1 - May 09, 2017 9:41:27 am PDT #44 of 8099
Librarian Warlord

Oh, Zen! I have a work colleague from Iceland, with family/friends there if you'd like me to check and see if any of them are close to you if you need anything.


meara - May 09, 2017 9:47:25 am PDT #45 of 8099

Oh zen!! That sucks so bad!! I'm so glad you have Internet though!


brenda m - May 09, 2017 9:50:46 am PDT #46 of 8099
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh jeez! I hope things go as smoothly as can be from here on.


Kate P. - May 09, 2017 9:55:52 am PDT #47 of 8099
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Oh no, Zen! Quick healing vibes to you!


Connie Neil - May 09, 2017 9:58:40 am PDT #48 of 8099
brillig

Crap, Zen! Here's hoping for some of that legendary kickass non-American medical care.


amyth - May 09, 2017 10:06:57 am PDT #49 of 8099
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Oh no, Zen!! That's awful. Sending all the healing vibes.