It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - May 22, 2018 2:58:20 pm PDT #3820 of 8219
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Ugh, Hil. I'm sorry. That's such a pain. Please don't overdo it.

ltc's lesson in consequences today: if you're completely unhelpful when out with Momma and Momma therefore cannot go to the market, there will continue to be no strawberries in the house. ION, she really doesn't like the word consequences.


Hil R. - May 22, 2018 3:26:07 pm PDT #3821 of 8219
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I also seem to have volunteered myself to manage a Facebook group for all the cousins on one side of the family. (My great-grandmother was one of 12 children, and nine of them had children of their own. There are a lot of cousins by this point.)


Hil R. - May 22, 2018 3:58:05 pm PDT #3822 of 8219
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

When my landlord was here, he also kept asking me about where I was going this summer, and I didn't really feel like talking about it, so I kept giving answers like, "A bunch of different places," but he kept asking more and more detailed questions. It was annoying.


Burrell - May 22, 2018 4:39:08 pm PDT #3823 of 8219
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I hear you, Jess, meeting people is one thing, finding actual friends is hard


billytea - May 22, 2018 4:47:19 pm PDT #3824 of 8219
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

(The text is just my name and contact info on one side and "Hello new friend!" on the back. But, um.)

Is that a somethingpositive reference?


Hil R. - May 22, 2018 5:15:17 pm PDT #3825 of 8219
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My family tree on my computer won't sync with the one online, and I've stumped a tech support person. This is a fairly minor thing -- I know that there will be some way to fix it, once we figure it out -- but it's just adding to the too many things causing anxiety this week.

I kind of feel like I'd be more comfortable if I asked a friend to come over on the day when the landlord is doing his inspection, and just like, be here watching a movie with me or something when he comes, because he kind of intimidates me, but I'm pretty sure that he won't actually tell me what time he'll be coming.


Steph L. - May 22, 2018 5:27:34 pm PDT #3826 of 8219
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I kind of feel like I'd be more comfortable if I asked a friend to come over on the day when the landlord is doing his inspection, and just like, be here watching a movie with me or something when he comes, because he kind of intimidates me, but I'm pretty sure that he won't actually tell me what time he'll be coming.

If you can get him to commit to a time (or even a time frame, like 12-4 or whatever), I'll come over. The only part of my week (every week, I mean) that's booked is Thursday morning from 10 to 11, for therapy. The rest of my week is flexible.


Hil R. - May 22, 2018 5:32:28 pm PDT #3827 of 8219
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

If you can get him to commit to a time (or even a time frame, like 12-4 or whatever), I'll come over. The only part of my week (every week, I mean) that's booked is Thursday morning from 10 to 11, for therapy. The rest of my week is flexible.

Thanks. I really appreciate it.


sj - May 22, 2018 5:38:37 pm PDT #3828 of 8219
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Doesn't he legally have to give you 24 hours notice?


Steph L. - May 22, 2018 5:40:07 pm PDT #3829 of 8219
I look more rad than Lutheranism

If you can get him to commit to a time (or even a time frame, like 12-4 or whatever), I'll come over. The only part of my week (every week, I mean) that's booked is Thursday morning from 10 to 11, for therapy. The rest of my week is flexible.

Thanks. I really appreciate it.

Just let me know. And, honestly, I can probably come over even if it's last-minute notice, even if I have to bring my work over.