Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Dana - Mar 24, 2018 1:08:31 pm PDT #3565 of 8218
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Apples with peanut butter are amazing.


Burrell - Mar 24, 2018 1:44:01 pm PDT #3566 of 8218
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oy, Steph. Big apple is not a problem. They can eat the whole thing or they can cut it in half if they want. Has this person never learned the art of slicing an apple?


Steph L. - Mar 24, 2018 2:04:43 pm PDT #3567 of 8218
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Oy, Steph. Big apple is not a problem. They can eat the whole thing or they can cut it in half if they want. Has this person never learned the art of slicing an apple?

This person is apparently eating keto/paleo/low-carb for weight loss, so she's decided that all sugar is bad, even sugar that occurs naturally in fruit.

And, much like how I don't care if someone eats a donut with Fruity Pebbles on it (this is a real thing at a donut shop here), I don't care if someone eats low-carb. I just dislike hearing things that have no actual basis in fact. Fruit is fine for most people (though of course there are people who have medically supervised diets like keto to prevent seizures, where it's important to adhere really strictly to it, but that's a small fraction of the population).

In conclusion, why ARE apples so good with peanut butter on them?

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.


erikaj - Mar 24, 2018 2:43:45 pm PDT #3568 of 8218
Always Anti-fascist!

Dumb shit that a able-bodied dude said: Rather than struggle to maintain our self-definition as a minority, let other people decide what to call you. Um, yeah, that's why women's literacy rates were in the cellar for the first hundred years of our nation. I wish I'd just tweeted back "Nothing about us without us, motherfucker," but I'll give that a few days. It's in the chamber, though, in case you're pondering.


Laura - Mar 24, 2018 2:53:40 pm PDT #3569 of 8218
Our wings are not tired.

Apples with peanut butter are the yummiest. Now I have to also make a pitch for peanut butter on the (filled with natural sugar) bananas that grow in my yard too. Short version, peanut butter is yummy.


Steph L. - Mar 24, 2018 3:03:28 pm PDT #3570 of 8218
I look more rad than Lutheranism

let other people decide what to call you.

How about NOPE, dude.

Now I have to also make a pitch for peanut butter on the (filled with natural sugar) bananas that grow in my yard too.

A peanut butter and banana sandwich is the best. Elvis was right. (Though I don't fry mine.) Good with a little granola sprinkled on there, too.


erikaj - Mar 24, 2018 3:18:02 pm PDT #3571 of 8218
Always Anti-fascist!

It's funny that irked me so much, because I've lost a lot of my passion for the Disability Name Game, in favor of "Oh, God, let's just pick one." But people have a way of reminding you how these debates get started in the first place. Sorry about Needy!Dad, Teppy.


Atropa - Mar 24, 2018 6:24:36 pm PDT #3572 of 8218
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

This person is apparently eating keto/paleo/low-carb for weight loss, so she's decided that all sugar is bad, even sugar that occurs naturally in fruit.

Ah, the crazycakes version of keto/paleo/low-carb evangelists. I've been on a enthusiastically-recommended-by-my-doctor version of keto to help with my chronic pain and brain fog, and it works for me. But I'm "still allowed" fruit and the occasional sugary thing. ION, diet evangelists of any type are weird and offputting.)

(Keto has been very successful for my issues, but YMMV, and my insane stress levels have been throwing things out of whack.)


WindSparrow - Mar 24, 2018 7:30:50 pm PDT #3573 of 8218
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

For anybody who is tracking what they eat for whatever reason, the size of an apple can be a bit problematic insofar as a really big apple can hold as many as 4 servings. The problematic part comes when certain people cannot fathom that a small apple weighing 100ish grams does not have the same amount of calories that a big-ass apple weighing in at 249ish grams. I have in fact gotten the response, "I don't think like that. It's an apple. It's good for you," when attempting to explain this to coworkers preparing a meal for a person supported who was under doctor's and guardian's orders to lose weight (who in spite of my efforts at designing a delicious, satisfying healthy menu was not losing weight because other staff were not following the menu.) Which brings us back to, cut the damn thing in half if it's too big for you.


Steph L. - Mar 24, 2018 7:46:28 pm PDT #3574 of 8218
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I definitely get that -- even though it's full of fiber and nutrients and general yumminess, a large apple is still more calories (and, in fact, more sugar) than a medium or small apple. I can see where the lack of precision would make planning/sticking to a meal plan difficult.