Again I will point out that I have never accidentally set anything or anyone on fire.
So you set that water on fire on purpose? What did it ever do to you?
You're like my fairy godmother, and Santa Claus, and Q all wrapped up into one! Q from Bond, not Star Trek.
Buffy ,'Help'
Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?
Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
SuziQ - Feb 20, 2018 8:59:32 pm PST #3394 of 8218
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Hil R. - Feb 20, 2018 9:20:52 pm PST #3395 of 8218
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Oh, and also, my insurance has stopped covering painkillers. The pharmacist had some sort of discount card to use, so I just had to pay $25, but really, this is bullshit.
sj - Feb 21, 2018 5:06:06 am PST #3396 of 8218
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Wtf, Hil? That is bullshit.
What is the current amount to spend on a classmate's Birthday gift? What do I buy a 3 year old boy? I wasn't prepared for this stage of parenting yet.
Kate P. - Feb 21, 2018 8:18:51 am PST #3397 of 8218
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Do you have to bring a gift, sj? I basically never bring gifts to kids' birthday parties, and nobody has ever said anything to me about it. I think a lot of parents would be just as happy without another gift, and a 3-year-old isn't going to care about who did or didn't bring something.
sj - Feb 21, 2018 8:39:29 am PST #3398 of 8218
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I do. I don't actually mind bringing a gift. I just have no idea what is appropriate these days.
EpicTangent - Feb 21, 2018 8:49:23 am PST #3399 of 8218
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
When in doubt, I always buy book(s).
Sparky1 - Feb 21, 2018 8:49:42 am PST #3400 of 8218
Librarian Warlord
sj, bring a book for her classmate.
Shir - Feb 21, 2018 10:08:06 am PST #3401 of 8218
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
There are reasons she's not allowed a flamethrower.
My friends eagerly forbid me from having one, too. Something about my akwardination and the lack of ability to control where the fire will spread to.
The patriarchy, I tell you. They lack the vision.
Connie Neil - Feb 21, 2018 10:25:21 am PST #3402 of 8218
brillig
In the interests of fairness and chaos, I'd like to mention that a spray bottle of rubbing alcohol and a lighter make a pleasant way to hunt mosquitos, plus you can get cheap, interesting movie quality effects on the ceiling. Please confirm the low-flammability of your ceiling before attempting.
signed, wife of firefighter/pyromaniac (they nearly all are both)
EpicTangent - Feb 21, 2018 10:33:05 am PST #3403 of 8218
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
akwardination
So stealing this!