I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Feb 07, 2018 8:25:20 pm PST #3279 of 8216
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I had a weird day. My blog was recommended by Smart Bitches, Trashy Books, which was really cool, and I got like 800 views. My statistics students had an exam, and I'm not quite sure how that went. Now I can't sleep because all my joints hurt, and I realize that I forgot to call my doctor to get a refill on my pain meds.


Jessica - Feb 08, 2018 5:41:35 am PST #3280 of 8216
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

BITCHES ARE AT THREAT LEVEL BLINK TAG, REPEAT, BITCHES ARE AT THREAT LEVEL BLINK TAG. IT WOULD BE A VERY BAD IDEA TO ADD MORE BECAUSE IT IS ALREADY TOO MUCH AND WE ARE JUST FUCKING DONE.


sj - Feb 08, 2018 5:48:53 am PST #3281 of 8216
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

ltc is at school and then Mom is taking her out to lunch. So I finally was able to finish the magazine I started reading three days ago.


EpicTangent - Feb 08, 2018 7:02:02 am PST #3282 of 8216
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I can't imagine moving to a new state, much less CA, without a real plan. It's not your job to save him from himself.

Latest update from cousin's son: he has moved on to cousin in Irvine (who currently has 3 people in her apartment that's designed for 2, so she's also going to be a non-starter for him). I 'm really intrigued (in a watch at a distance and do not engage way) how he thinks this is going to work out. Approach semi-distant relatives you've never met who live in a couple of the most expensive cities in SoCal in the hopes that someone lets you...live on their couch while you magically find a place you can afford to live and a job good enough to support yourself? If I wasn't afraid of encouraging them, I'd ask his mom if there's ANY plan at all.

Sorry to hear how DONE everybody is. Hope you all get a recharge very soon.


SuziQ - Feb 08, 2018 7:26:47 am PST #3283 of 8216
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Recharge will commence in about 7 hours!!!


EpicTangent - Feb 08, 2018 8:09:58 am PST #3284 of 8216
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Yay, Suzi!


Atropa - Feb 08, 2018 9:17:22 am PST #3285 of 8216
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

On the one hand, it's nice to have old photos sent to me.

On the other hand, I wish it wasn't my super-creepy and awful ex who has them and is slowly scanning them and sending them to me.


Strix - Feb 08, 2018 9:21:32 am PST #3286 of 8216
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Atropa, I haven't been around consistently for a while...are you the person very afraid of...um, sorry...arachnids?


Atropa - Feb 08, 2018 9:22:28 am PST #3287 of 8216
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Yep! That would be me.


Strix - Feb 08, 2018 9:26:15 am PST #3288 of 8216
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Got it!!