If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Nov 09, 2017 4:04:21 pm PST #2596 of 8216

Yes, a big part of the reason I have a roommate is to help me sleep better! When there's someone else in the house my brain attributes all noises to them. If they aren't home, all noises are clearly murderers come to get me.


-t - Nov 09, 2017 4:13:05 pm PST #2597 of 8216
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I have cats for that.


Atropa - Nov 09, 2017 5:00:38 pm PST #2598 of 8216
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between cats and murderers.


-t - Nov 09, 2017 5:05:26 pm PST #2599 of 8216
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

But if I can believe it's the cats I can get murdered peacefully without worrying about it.


Nora Deirdre - Nov 09, 2017 5:51:10 pm PST #2600 of 8216
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Ugh, got an email containing a heavily edited piece I submitted last week and I don't want to deal with it. So stupid. I feel like a failure because of edits? Fuuuuck, I'm really getting ridiculous.


Steph L. - Nov 09, 2017 6:01:06 pm PST #2601 of 8216
I look more rad than Lutheranism

As an editor, I can tell you that you aren't a failure because of edits. As your friend, I can tell you that you aren't a failure, period.


Scrappy - Nov 09, 2017 6:21:22 pm PST #2602 of 8216
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Nora, Teppy is wise.


Nora Deirdre - Nov 09, 2017 6:59:42 pm PST #2603 of 8216
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I'm just so tired of my brain lying to me.

However, I get to watch Ragnarok with Tom tomorrow, so that may put me in a better mood to deal with edits and whatnot.


Pix - Nov 09, 2017 7:30:06 pm PST #2604 of 8216
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between cats and murderers.

Truth.

Also, Nora, I'm sorry it's hard. Hang in there.


Laura - Nov 10, 2017 1:46:46 am PST #2605 of 8216
Our wings are not tired.

I'm just so tired of my brain lying to me.

Listen to Bitches not Brains! We don't lie to you. I'm sorry that you are having such a hard time. Enjoy Ragnarok. May it turn around your mood.