Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.

'Shells'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


lisah - Oct 05, 2017 4:55:15 pm PDT #2127 of 8214
Punishingly Intricate

I'm glad it worked, sj. I would never remember to take an every other day pill without my device yelling at me about it, I don't think.


Connie Neil - Oct 06, 2017 6:58:22 am PDT #2128 of 8214
brillig

Another dream where my beloved tried to convince me he wasn't gone. Kudos to this one, it actually went into life model decoy territory. But I'm so angry at my brain for this. How does this benefit my subconscious to bring these things up? Though applying logic to the dreamstate is counter productive. Memories would be melanchoy, "Hi, just dropping by to see how you are" would be sad but dealable. But this attempting to rewrite reality is just basic betrayal.


Laura - Oct 06, 2017 7:59:47 am PDT #2129 of 8214
Our wings are not tired.

Ugh, Connie's brain! Give her a break.


Steph L. - Oct 06, 2017 9:01:05 am PDT #2130 of 8214
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The house across the street is occupied by a single mother and her kids, but they aren't always there. I can't figure that one out. And the mother is horrific, always screaming at the kids at the top of her lungs, complete with just about every swear word you can think of.

For the past 2 hours one of the kids has been (I guess) locked out of the house by the mom, and is just yelling "MOOOOOOOOM!!!!" at the top of his lungs over and over.

I don't know the mom, and I don't want to get involved. But I'm really close to calling the police. But I don't want that to lead to a situation where CPS would get involved. I pretty much just want the shitty mom to let her kid in the house.


meara - Oct 06, 2017 9:02:30 am PDT #2131 of 8214

Lol--can you go tell the kid to shut the hell up?


Steph L. - Oct 06, 2017 9:07:27 am PDT #2132 of 8214
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I swear I'm not making this up -- the kid came and knocked on my door, and the mom immediately threw open her door and started yelling "Get the FUCK off that porch right the hell now!!!" So I guess she was watching the whole time?

And now the mom on the porch taking selfies and the boy is on the sidewalk wailing, and 2 little girls came out on the porch and are screaming.

What the actual hell.


meara - Oct 06, 2017 9:10:12 am PDT #2133 of 8214

Aww, it reminds me of my wheelchair-bound loud possibly drug-dealer neighbor! Who we call "cellphone" because the most common bellowing screams are "bring me my cellphone! Bring me my cellphone!" (Second only is "open the door! Open the door!")


Steph L. - Oct 06, 2017 9:10:36 am PDT #2134 of 8214
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Now the boy is inside, the girls are still on the porch screaming, and the mom is still taking selfies. She really has the hair toss down. What a garbage human being.

I still don't understand why the kids aren't in school.


Laura - Oct 06, 2017 9:11:42 am PDT #2135 of 8214
Our wings are not tired.

How old are the kids? That is so horrible.


Steph L. - Oct 06, 2017 9:15:41 am PDT #2136 of 8214
I look more rad than Lutheranism

They look like maybe 6 and 8 years old. The mom is awful. I know I'm not a parent, and I know kids can get on your last nerve and make you want to launch them into the sun, but you don't *actually* yell profanity at them they way this dirtbag does.