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Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Oct 04, 2017 6:15:39 pm PDT #2100 of 8214
I look more rad than Lutheranism

"Understanding Vasectomy."

An old friend's wife went through ivf, got pregnant and then six months after the first son was born, she fell pregnant with the second. When she was 3 months pregnant, he called me to chauffeur him to the clinic. I was amazed by how easy it was for him. Miracles of modern medicine!

Since my cervix of steel refused IUD #3, after considering all the other options and weighing the potential health consequences, Tim getting snipped is the easiest option. And it's led to us yelling "I GOT YOU SOME ICE FOR YOUR CROTCH!!!" at each other: [link]


Steph L. - Oct 04, 2017 6:16:49 pm PDT #2101 of 8214
I look more rad than Lutheranism

those protein steamer blends with rice and lentils and beans.

I may go get those at the store tomorrow. There are a lot of those things now, and I can eat them because they don't have noodles and the protein isn't all breaded!


beekaytee - Oct 04, 2017 6:22:31 pm PDT #2102 of 8214
Compassionately intolerant

Tim getting snipped is the easiest option

It made my marriage so much easier.

Ultimately, I ended up having myself snipped and that has worked out well too, but was not. fun. Though, it was a loooong time ago, so I'm sure that technology has improved as well.


sj - Oct 05, 2017 6:20:16 am PDT #2103 of 8214
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Any suggestions on how to remember to take a pill once every other day? I don't want to mess this one up, but I'm terrible st keeping track of such things.


beekaytee - Oct 05, 2017 6:30:18 am PDT #2104 of 8214
Compassionately intolerant

I need that too. Sometimes I think I should have one of those timed pet-food feeders to remind me to take supplements.


askye - Oct 05, 2017 6:44:13 am PDT #2105 of 8214
Thrive to spite them

I set an alarm on my phone since I have my phone on me all the time.

Like a regular alarm you can set it to go off on certain days and times.


askye - Oct 05, 2017 6:45:00 am PDT #2106 of 8214
Thrive to spite them

I got the job. It's just a part time retail job but it feels like a giant serp in the right direction.


Steph L. - Oct 05, 2017 6:50:20 am PDT #2107 of 8214
I look more rad than Lutheranism

That's great! Congratulations!


sj - Oct 05, 2017 7:18:23 am PDT #2108 of 8214
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Congratulations, askye!

The problem with alarms is it will be certain days one week and other days the next with an every other day schedule.


Hil R. - Oct 05, 2017 7:18:37 am PDT #2109 of 8214
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Bleargh. I'm exhausted, and in a ton of pain, and I need to go to CVS to get a prescription, but I don't feel safe driving.