Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Aug 15, 2017 5:48:24 pm PDT #1516 of 8211
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I think your response is perfect in the circumstances, and I'm sorry the real pointedness will probably sail right over his head.

Meanwhile I just had to break up a ball of weirdness where my sister's bf decided the hill he really wanted to die on was yelling at a (Jewish, fwiw) friend to look up nazi in the dictionary because WTF DUDE DOES THAT EVEN MEAN ANYTHING AS AN ARGUMENT


-t - Aug 15, 2017 5:55:56 pm PDT #1517 of 8211
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm sorry, Hil. "Fuck you" is all I have, also.


Hil R. - Aug 15, 2017 7:41:45 pm PDT #1518 of 8211
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Huh. He deleted his comment and the rest of the conversation.


smonster - Aug 15, 2017 7:52:25 pm PDT #1519 of 8211
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Maybe it hit home after all.

While we are cussing people out, fuck my fucking roommate. He is SUCH a child. I'm trying to explain why he can't put plastic bags in the recycling and he's waving his hands in the air yelling "Boundaries! Boundaries!"' I hate him and he's going to make me move AGAIN and I just fucking can't.


Scrappy - Aug 15, 2017 9:02:51 pm PDT #1520 of 8211
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Took the rest of the week off and am looking forward to it. Well, looking forward to it being over. Tomorrow we pack all the things, (at least the things we haven't yet packed) and Thursday, the moving van comes. Friday, J leaves with the animals to spend a week with family and then to drive to Michigan with his brother. I move in with my friend Heather for two weeks. I am nervous about every one of those things.


Sparky1 - Aug 16, 2017 4:18:50 am PDT #1521 of 8211
Librarian Warlord

Move ~ma, Scrappy.

My 8 year old would like a purple or blue stripe in her hair - does someone like me, with no experience dying hair, do this with the right product, or should I just take her to my salon (where I got my purple stripe, which may very well be the reason she wants one but heaven forbid anyone tells her she's "just like mom")?


Steph L. - Aug 16, 2017 5:25:27 am PDT #1522 of 8211
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I just had to break up a ball of weirdness where my sister's bf decided the hill he really wanted to die on was yelling at a (Jewish, fwiw) friend to look up nazi in the dictionary because WTF DUDE DOES THAT EVEN MEAN ANYTHING AS AN ARGUMENT

I was wondering what the shit that was about.


Toddson - Aug 16, 2017 5:45:28 am PDT #1523 of 8211
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Sparky, how about something temporary? I've seen things in the drugstore - temporary haircolor and the chalks (which may not come out easily but still ....) which would let her play but not stay around too long. And won't school be starting soon? I know some schools have rules about "unnatural" hair colors, so that might be an issue.

For those who've sympathized - I spent almost an hour on the phone with tech support. They've worked out a couple of problems - one was with the email setup, one was with the Chrome setup (why didn't the guy do it while he was here Monday? these are known problems but I guess he didn't think it was important?) so I may survive this.

I'm still hoping someone steals the damn thing.

And Hil - Godwin himself (originator of the rule) says it's perfectly OK to call them Nazis ... they ARE.


amych - Aug 16, 2017 6:03:20 am PDT #1524 of 8211
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I was wondering what the shit that was about.

Sis was mortified to an extent that I'm pretty sure means he spent last night getting edumacated rather forcefully.


Dana - Aug 16, 2017 6:10:03 am PDT #1525 of 8211
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Today I have both a mammogram and a pelvic ultrasound scheduled, and the latter means that they want me to drink 32 ounces of water 1 hour before.

I am staring at the water in front of me. I think it might be winning.