If anyone needs a laugh today, go look at the picture I posted on Facebook just now. I'm sure I'll find it funny someday.
Kaylee: Is that him? Mal: That's the buffet table. Kaylee: Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?
Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
sj - May 12, 2017 11:07:41 am PDT #135 of 8190
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Dana - May 12, 2017 2:47:00 pm PDT #136 of 8190
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I'm pretty sure one of the nurses I saw for pre-op testing referred to giving a urine sample as "going tee-tee." However, she was also the one who drew blood, and she found a vein with almost no trouble and caused me almost no pain, so I will forgive her.
Zenkitty - May 12, 2017 8:46:33 pm PDT #137 of 8190
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Home safe. Been up an arduous 28 hours. Sleep now. Sister very glad to see me.
Laura - May 13, 2017 3:51:17 am PDT #138 of 8190
Our wings are not tired.
Sleep soundly and may your body spend that time healing. Good to know you are home.
Sue - May 13, 2017 4:01:30 am PDT #139 of 8190
hip deep in pie
Happy to hear, Zen. Have a good rest.
Laura - May 13, 2017 4:32:48 am PDT #140 of 8190
Our wings are not tired.
So, kids. #1 called me at nearly 11 to say his car was dead and he was in Miami. This is his $600 wonder car he has had about a month. I tell him the battery is probably dead. Try and jump it, and if that doesn't work get himself home somehow and we'll deal with it tomorrow. He messages me about 6 AM to let me know a friend had a AAA card so he and the car are at home. At 25 he has managed something on his own! Woo! Sad thing is he really expected me to get out of bed and come rescue him. Sorry kiddo. Figure it out.
askye - May 13, 2017 10:07:20 am PDT #141 of 8190
Thrive to spite them
Mom wanted brownies and ice cream for mother's day dessert. Specifically brownies from the local bakery and vanilla ice cream.
I discovered that the Ingles has Greater's! Not vanilla so I didn't get it but I will be trying it soon.
Laura - May 13, 2017 10:20:15 am PDT #142 of 8190
Our wings are not tired.
I don't know what I am doing for Mother's Day after the 5K in the morning. I need to make a plan, but it hasn't happened.
Calli - May 13, 2017 11:42:01 am PDT #143 of 8190
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Mother's Day in this college town equals Graduation Day. So I'm going to be hanging out around home, avoiding trying to go anywhere that would involve parking, which won't exist. Maybe I'll make cookies for the office. That seems like a good use of time. And it will remind me of Mom, who didn't much care for baking, but who was very good at it.
Hil R. - May 13, 2017 1:18:02 pm PDT #144 of 8190
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I got my wheelchair battery! Now I've just got to set it up, and find somewhere to go.