You're a bloody puppet! You're a wee little puppet man!

Spike ,'Smile Time'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Jul 20, 2017 2:06:47 pm PDT #1212 of 8208
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Didn't we just swear in Repression and Denial?

Technically I think the ticket was Denial/Repression, but close enough.


Liese S. - Jul 20, 2017 3:04:47 pm PDT #1213 of 8208
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Therapy is totally bullshit, and fuck all that self awareness! But, you know, also keep working.


Liese S. - Jul 20, 2017 3:05:16 pm PDT #1214 of 8208
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

You ain't kidding about the whole, if I knew where it would lead I never would have started, thing.


Amy - Jul 20, 2017 3:29:18 pm PDT #1215 of 8208
Because books.

I went back to therapy for the first time in a month on Monday, and I cried all the way through it. When I thought leaving S. and starting over seemed too easy, I was apparently right. ::fistbumps Steph::

::hugs Suzie very gently::

I'm sorry about the boy, smonster. He's clearly not worthy.


Maria - Jul 20, 2017 3:40:29 pm PDT #1216 of 8208
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Just checking in. I'm surviving. At a concert tonight and instead of being on the rail, I'm as high up as you can get. The idea of being touched by people is making my skin crawl.

I'm still trying to process some of the realizations I've come to lately. Still not sure where it leads.


smonster - Jul 20, 2017 4:47:44 pm PDT #1217 of 8208
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Love to everyone who's having a hard time. Be gentle with your marvelous selves.

Me, I'm exhausted. Worked outside in the sun for six hours in a heat index of 100+. Came home, showered, ate, sourced few things for work, and went to a restorative yoga/mediatation class. It helped, but I still feel an incipient headache, so I'm going to eat a handful of coconut chocolate almonds and lie down on a heating pad. No rest in sight, really. Onward.


Steph L. - Jul 20, 2017 4:58:00 pm PDT #1218 of 8208
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I still feel an incipient headache, so I'm going to eat a handful of coconut chocolate almonds

Are those almonds effective prevention against headaches? I should test them. FOR SCIENCE.


SuziQ - Jul 20, 2017 6:23:47 pm PDT #1219 of 8208
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Tomorrow my baby turns 21. I have a box of 21 mini's wrapped individually in very colorful tissue paper. There are streamers ALL OVER the house, including a cross-weaving of them over his bedroom door. He is currently out with his girlfriend.

Kelly is coming over at midnight so we can officially toast the start of his birthday. Later we are taking him on a distillery tour and a brewery tour and we are trying to get tickets to see Arsenio Hall.

His main prezzie - is a 30 minute canyon drive in a Lamborghini Gallardo - in September.


smonster - Jul 20, 2017 6:24:08 pm PDT #1220 of 8208
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Sadly, no. But they are fricking delish. eta that was to Steph

Happy 21, CJ!


Steph L. - Jul 20, 2017 6:43:39 pm PDT #1221 of 8208
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Is "21 minis" 21 mini bottles of booze? Because that's AWESOME.