Mine depend on the audience. Do I go with "ER diagnosis of 'traumatic amputation'" or "held Itzhak Perlman's Stradivarius in my hands"?
Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.
'Origin'
Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
aurelia - Apr 12, 2017 5:28:38 pm PDT #9778 of 30002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Zenkitty - Apr 12, 2017 7:12:25 pm PDT #9779 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
That's why I can never be on Jeopardy! I don't have any interesting anecdotes (that are safe for a general audience).
DavidS - Apr 12, 2017 8:35:31 pm PDT #9780 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
You coined the word slounge?
Hey now! I coined that word to describe shrift!
sarameg - Apr 13, 2017 3:29:08 am PDT #9781 of 30002
Attempting to work from home, around the Pumpkin, waiting for a contractor to show up to scope several projects. None exciting unless no leaks is exciting. Which it is to me.
Also, my brain already hurts.
Dana - Apr 13, 2017 5:58:33 am PDT #9782 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Hey, hands up if you made a stupid mistake (although only about 80% my fault) resulting in a lot of unnecessary piddly work that you now have to fix!
This has not been my week. Back doctor at 12:45, so wish me no back cancer or whatever.
Zenkitty - Apr 13, 2017 6:05:18 am PDT #9783 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Back~ma, Dana, and boy have I done that.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 13, 2017 6:07:21 am PDT #9784 of 30002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Can I wish your incipient back cancer on other people instead?
Sophia Brooks - Apr 13, 2017 6:07:23 am PDT #9785 of 30002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I have recently done this, Dana! I am annoyed, and mostly with myself. Also, my keys are still missing, but I have a new House key, so
Dana - Apr 13, 2017 6:22:13 am PDT #9786 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I don't know that I'd wish back cancer on people, but nagging interminable pain, yes.
Sue - Apr 13, 2017 6:54:04 am PDT #9787 of 30002
hip deep in pie
Hey, hands up if you made a stupid mistake (although only about 80% my fault) resulting in a lot of unnecessary piddly work that you now have to fix!
I feel like that's most days for me.