I would not pass up an opportunity to brag about my GPA. The least all that work should do for me is give me bragging rights forever. Actually, that is all it was good for!
Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
There's pizza leftover from a meeting and I am not having any because Passover. It smells really good.
Oh, shrift, what about the job interview at Playboy? Or have you already broken out that story?
I literally just told that to one of my newbies in the last week, otherwise I would have used that. I decided to go with one very boring fact (I've never had a dental cavity) and that I like to try climbing volcanoes in the Pacific Ring of Fire.
Timelies all!
Never had to do the two-truths-and-a-lie thing. Not that I have a lot of odd-but-true things to use...
My truths are usually the walking home after falling off the face of a cliff, and walking across the top of a waterfall in February.
Mine depend on the audience. Do I go with "ER diagnosis of 'traumatic amputation'" or "held Itzhak Perlman's Stradivarius in my hands"?
That's why I can never be on Jeopardy! I don't have any interesting anecdotes (that are safe for a general audience).
You coined the word slounge?
Hey now! I coined that word to describe shrift!
Attempting to work from home, around the Pumpkin, waiting for a contractor to show up to scope several projects. None exciting unless no leaks is exciting. Which it is to me.
Also, my brain already hurts.
Hey, hands up if you made a stupid mistake (although only about 80% my fault) resulting in a lot of unnecessary piddly work that you now have to fix!
This has not been my week. Back doctor at 12:45, so wish me no back cancer or whatever.