And my list of urgent to-dos is a mile long

May today resolve many issues and make productivity more of an option. Sounds like a whole lot of no fun.

In convoluted WTF-ery

Holy crapballs! I am glad Kelly is out of that world.

Super long taping of wait wait. 2.5 hours.

But Wait Wait!! How was it? Details!

I don't know if it was a migraine.

Not A Doctor, but wow does that sound like either sugar or dehydration issues. Either will give you a terrible headache.

{{{Zenkitty}}} Take care of yourself. And I wish I could afford a new-to-me car and a vanity plate just to make that joke. Imagine the admiring gazes from fellow stuck-in-gridlock drivers!

Woo msbelle! I'm so jelly 'cuz Wait Wait is my jam.

Yikes sarameg. Damn.

How terrible, Suzi! Dodging bullets relationshipwise too literal for comfort.

It was hilarious and slightly out-of-control. The special guest was a country musician who's 83 years old, and he was either really confused or really stubborn. My vote is for about 30% confusion and 70% "I'm old and I can do whatever I want." It might have been a little frustrating for the people on stage, but it was hilarious to watch.

Something to look forward to in the extras, I hope!

Got an e-mail about cars from my employee benefits thing. Looks like I get about a thousand bucks off new cars. At least the kind of cars I would shop for. That's kinda cool.

Betrayal! Husband sometimes brings home leftovers from his lunch, and I warmed up a calzone that was in the fridge. And it was full of olives! Ew!

The calzones betrayed you.

The calzones betrayed you.

I can't even read that sentence without laughing hysterically.

Leslie Knope warned us.

Since the election, I sometimes feel like two people. The first person is horrified and stressed and worried for marginalized groups.

The second person is enjoying the FUCK out of the Republicans and Trump stumbling around incompetently. Schadenfreude like I've never felt before.