I'm a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city. I have to start somewhere and they're evil here. They don't judge. They've got necro-tempered glass. No burning up. A great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us?

Harmony ,'Conviction (1)'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Calli - Mar 22, 2017 2:23:47 pm PDT #8854 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I just saw some stupid thing on facebook that said not to eat apples at night, so WATCH OUT, you guys!!!!

Do they turn into gremlins in your stomach?


Dana - Mar 22, 2017 3:05:53 pm PDT #8855 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I'm impressed that my food choices are so influential.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 22, 2017 3:24:54 pm PDT #8856 of 30002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I wish I had an apple, some peanut butter, and a root.


sumi - Mar 22, 2017 3:43:11 pm PDT #8857 of 30002
Art Crawl!!!

Damnit, I have neither apples nor peanut butter.


Jesse - Mar 22, 2017 3:55:46 pm PDT #8858 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Does it remove all inclination to finish writing self-assessments?

Do they turn into gremlins in your stomach?

I'm pretty sure it was one of these.


Scrappy - Mar 22, 2017 4:10:40 pm PDT #8859 of 30002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Well, Cowgirl, he's away on a trip. I don't really need anything. l am going to watch Legion, have a bowl of cereal for dinner and hopefully awake feeling chipper.


Jesse - Mar 22, 2017 4:14:31 pm PDT #8860 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I hope you do!


-t - Mar 22, 2017 4:39:41 pm PDT #8861 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That sounds like a good plan, Scrappy. Stay floppy, I think.


Steph L. - Mar 22, 2017 4:52:36 pm PDT #8862 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

So, I bought this large chocolate bar from Aldi (which is my new jam when it comes to groceries, because it's cheap and awesome). I bought 2 of them, in fact, because they were $1.49 and large. The label says, in large letters, "MILK CHOCOLATE". This is good, because that's what I like.

All week, I've been nibbling at pieces of one of the bars, and I was sad that I bought 2, because the chocolate just tasted...off. But, I figured, it was $1.49 for a really big bar, so what can you expect? I should have bought the Lindt.

Tonight I go to nibble at a piece of chocolate (yeah, I said it tasted off, but what am I gonna do, throw away CHOCOLATE? uh, nope), and I dropped the bar. When I picked it up, I noticed that, in small type under "MILK CHOCOLATE" the label said "with hazelnut paste". Well shit, Aldi. It tastes totally normal for a milk chocolate/hazelnut bar.

And seriously, Aldi is AWESOME.


amych - Mar 22, 2017 4:56:22 pm PDT #8863 of 30002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I'm impressed that my food choices are so influential.

It was impressive to read through as it all unfolded. Like we were all sharing dinner, but with a game of telephone in between.