Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Mar 22, 2017 4:39:41 pm PDT #8861 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That sounds like a good plan, Scrappy. Stay floppy, I think.


Steph L. - Mar 22, 2017 4:52:36 pm PDT #8862 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

So, I bought this large chocolate bar from Aldi (which is my new jam when it comes to groceries, because it's cheap and awesome). I bought 2 of them, in fact, because they were $1.49 and large. The label says, in large letters, "MILK CHOCOLATE". This is good, because that's what I like.

All week, I've been nibbling at pieces of one of the bars, and I was sad that I bought 2, because the chocolate just tasted...off. But, I figured, it was $1.49 for a really big bar, so what can you expect? I should have bought the Lindt.

Tonight I go to nibble at a piece of chocolate (yeah, I said it tasted off, but what am I gonna do, throw away CHOCOLATE? uh, nope), and I dropped the bar. When I picked it up, I noticed that, in small type under "MILK CHOCOLATE" the label said "with hazelnut paste". Well shit, Aldi. It tastes totally normal for a milk chocolate/hazelnut bar.

And seriously, Aldi is AWESOME.


amych - Mar 22, 2017 4:56:22 pm PDT #8863 of 30002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I'm impressed that my food choices are so influential.

It was impressive to read through as it all unfolded. Like we were all sharing dinner, but with a game of telephone in between.


Gudanov - Mar 22, 2017 5:15:14 pm PDT #8864 of 30002
Coding and Sleeping

I have peanut butter and I have an apple, but I just had chicken quesadillas and an orange.


msbelle - Mar 22, 2017 5:26:14 pm PDT #8865 of 30002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

rebel


Consuela - Mar 22, 2017 5:27:56 pm PDT #8866 of 30002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I ate at the galley for the agency culinary school again today. Carnitas with salad bar, house-made tortilla chips, and 2 desserts. I probably don't need any dinner, really.

I wouldn't mind a ginger beer but there's none in the house and I'm too lazy to go out.

Instead I'm going to write postcards to my MOC yelling about Gorsuch.


Atropa - Mar 22, 2017 5:37:37 pm PDT #8867 of 30002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Oof, the youngest goddaughter fell at the playground and broke her humerus right above the elbow. She's having surgery tonight, poor bunny.


Steph L. - Mar 22, 2017 5:38:36 pm PDT #8868 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I have peanut butter and I have an apple, but I just had chicken quesadillas and an orange.

Eat the apple with peanut butter. Eaaaaaaaat themmmmmm.


-t - Mar 22, 2017 6:48:17 pm PDT #8869 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, no, Jilli! That's rough.

I did buy an apple and a jar of peanut butter but I think I will save them for tomorrow. Slicing up an apple is more work than I want to do right now.


Zenkitty - Mar 22, 2017 8:42:09 pm PDT #8870 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I saw a bunch of posts and feared a kerfuffle but it's cars and food. Whew.

Jilli, much ~ma and unicorns for your goddaughter. That's a bad bone to break. As if there's a good one.

I have had vrry good luck with cars so I am an outlier and my experience should not be counted.

The Intractable Headache continues, Day 3.