Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Dec 22, 2016 6:16:46 am PST #4300 of 30002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Buffistas with small kids. Mac just cleaned out all his books. Wants to get rid of them all. I have not gone through them all, but I have a grocery bag full of picture books, a grocery bag full of graphic novel style kid books, several books on large cats, a few books on artist, a few historical figures. Let me know if anyone has interest.


Laura - Dec 22, 2016 6:22:41 am PST #4301 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Without further ado, my egg sized stone [link]

Awesome! Yay surgeon for taking the picture.

I am now taking a wine break.

Yay msbelle! Well deserved.

Fuck that COO, Scrappy.

Yes, this.

ION, sucky cruise internet is sucky.

Cruise sushi made up for sucky internet because it was beyond delectable and delicious. Pix and I had a Snow Crab California and a Champagne Lobster Roll. They were so delicate and melt in your mouth. The word orgasmic may have been used. Also the other items we tasted from Drew and Brendon's plates. Even the miso soup was much better than my usual places.


-t - Dec 22, 2016 6:23:17 am PST #4302 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Tep, I am so glad I have you to validate my tendency to communicate via quotage.


Jesse - Dec 22, 2016 7:06:38 am PST #4303 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That would have had all the +1s if we did that here!

I just got the worst salad for lunch. I didn't look at the ingredients closely enough to know for sure if I really got what they intended, but bleh. A weird mish-mash of ingredients with a too-oily dressing.


SuziQ - Dec 22, 2016 7:07:01 am PST #4304 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Dear Contracts Manager

Yes, I called you out, privately, on your rude tone in all of our exchanges this week. NO apology or even acknowledgement that you could have communicated better while griping about how overloaded you are does not make me sympathetic. If you would just DO your job without fussing, this whole mess would have been over last week. But as it is, you are doing it piecemeal and then getting your nose out of joint when I ask you to do the following steps.

No love, Me


sarameg - Dec 22, 2016 7:11:17 am PST #4305 of 30002

Oh good, my plane got here. In about 3 hrs, I'll be in Birmingham. Hopefully with my luggage.


Jesse - Dec 22, 2016 9:37:41 am PST #4306 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

JFC someone just asked if they could get me feedback on something next week. We're closed next week! It's vacation! It's a three-page document! Just fucking do it now!!!

Too bad the person I want to say this to is some important contact of our board chair, so no.


askye - Dec 22, 2016 9:54:49 am PST #4307 of 30002
Thrive to spite them

Scrappy that really sucks.

I went to the library and got Die Hard. Christmas Eve and Christmas DVD line up is now: Die Hard, RED, Oklahoma, High Society and Looney Tunes.


SuziQ - Dec 22, 2016 10:16:13 am PST #4308 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

JFC - just DO YOUR JOB!


Jesse - Dec 22, 2016 10:24:11 am PST #4309 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

There's going to be a lot of cursing before this year is over, I can tell.