Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Dec 12, 2016 5:18:50 am PST #3636 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yeah, sometimes I get overwhelmed by the ammonia. Gack!

I don't have to fish out the poops though.


Sophia Brooks - Dec 12, 2016 5:30:17 am PST #3637 of 30002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Surgery ma. Sara

Are there two or three kittens, meara? Also, my phone wanted to change your name to meats.

I am an hour and a half late for a late start at work, but I am not sure anyone cares who is there. I don't even know who to tell. I was late anyway and then we were delayed because the bus stopped to pick up wheelchairs. Apparently the bus driver isn't allowed to help them, and one was stuck in a bank of snow. So the other person in a wheelchair was trying to get him unstuck, until some fellow passengers got out and stamped down the snow., while the bus driver looked on. So, I missed my connection.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 12, 2016 5:48:49 am PST #3638 of 30002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The poo is the less onerous of the options, in my experience. I'd rather deal with easily scoopable nuggets than big chunks that crumble into ammonia-scented powder when I try to pick them up.

Sympathetic winces to Dana and to Consuela's brother!


Calli - Dec 12, 2016 5:51:18 am PST #3639 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Because of an unusual amount of meetings in my office common area, the holiday cookies have been relocated to my cube. It's a good thing I like most all my coworkers, because I'll be seeing them today. A lot.

Surgery~ma, sarameg!


sj - Dec 12, 2016 7:03:53 am PST #3640 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Surgery~ma, sarameg!


hippocampus - Dec 12, 2016 8:05:57 am PST #3641 of 30002
not your mom's socks.

Could I put in for some house~ma for a few weeks?


Zenkitty - Dec 12, 2016 8:07:21 am PST #3642 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Much surgery~ma, sarameg! And house~ma for hippocampus!

Matt, a different litter might do better than that for you. Arm&Hammer is what we prefer (that's the royal "we" for the cats).

My sister just called with good news - youngest niece finally has a job offer, and she won't even have to move. Great relief!


DavidS - Dec 12, 2016 8:55:28 am PST #3643 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

easy-peasey-surgery-ma for sarameg!

house-ma for the elongated ridges on the floor of each lateral ventricle of the brain!


DavidS - Dec 12, 2016 9:04:48 am PST #3644 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In other news...

I'm making banana bread today. Last year I made the best banana bread ever using olive oil and thyme.

So I'll try that again.

But I think I'll also do something with caramelized onions.

Also, I'm going to do a lemon poppyseed bread. Maybe with blueberries.


hippocampus - Dec 12, 2016 9:20:13 am PST #3645 of 30002
not your mom's socks.

erotfoelvotb is my name in whale