I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Dec 01, 2016 4:05:09 pm PST #3180 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am really impatient with being ailing. Like completely unreasonable and irrational.

That sounds reasonable to me!

And I'd like to point out that in a lot of places they don't actually turn off your water when you don't pay your bill since people need water to live and all.

Yeah, you know, if our water has never been turned off here, it's because they give you many notifications. Because there were several years where bills were paid very erratically, between my father's dementia and my mother taking over.


Dana - Dec 01, 2016 4:10:43 pm PST #3181 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Jesus, actual plumber's crack. Fight the cliche, dude.


Laura - Dec 01, 2016 4:52:11 pm PST #3182 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

And now she is doing laps in her crib (not crying) because she doesn't want to sleep.

Ha! The burst of energy before collapse. I wish I got one of those.

In water news apparently my city is doing their cleaning the pipes thing or whatever it is because the chemical smell is super strong. Do Not Like. Grateful for my water cooler.


sj - Dec 01, 2016 5:07:55 pm PST #3183 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Ha! The burst of energy before collapse. I wish I got one of those.

It lasted for 45 minutes! I should put the fitbit on her.


sarameg - Dec 01, 2016 5:12:15 pm PST #3184 of 30002

Also, I should note, wrt water cutoff, you can totally physically turn it back on. Legally, well. But you can go out to the meter and turn the valve. I have a special tool for that, but a long reach and wrench will do it. You can always turn it back off...


Amy - Dec 01, 2016 5:15:25 pm PST #3185 of 30002
Because books.

Any mathy people willing to help me?

I have to store 100 boxes (of buche de Noel) and need to know if our freezer is big enough. I am literally helpless with this -- I'm having anxiety just thinking about it.

The box dimensions, in inches, are: 5 1/8 x 7 7/8 x 4 1/4

The dimensions of the freezer, in inches, are: 20 x 61 1/2 x 25

Any help so very much appreciated.


sarameg - Dec 01, 2016 5:18:04 pm PST #3186 of 30002

First question I'd ask is which are the dimensions of the bottom of the boxes, because obviously a solution that stores them sideways won't work.


Amy - Dec 01, 2016 5:21:59 pm PST #3187 of 30002
Because books.

Sorry! The boxes are 5 1/8 tall, 7 7/8 long, and 4 1/4 wide.


-t - Dec 01, 2016 5:30:32 pm PST #3188 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Are the freezer dimension the inside of the freezer? If so, you have 30,750 cu in of freezer space. Each box is 171.53 cu in, so 100 of them would be 1715m cu in which is 55% of your freezer. So you ought to be fine. Want me to optimize your packing plan? That will take longer.


brenda m - Dec 01, 2016 5:31:36 pm PST #3189 of 30002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I've never had my water turned off, but given I've had pretty much everything else at one point or another I'm sure it was an oversight.

But I was at Costco a while ago and on impulse signed up for water delivery for the WI house. (We have well water there. Which is ok but kind of metallic and not that great tasting.)

OMG. It is WONDERFUL. Ice cold delicious water in one of those office coolers but also steaming hot water at at the ready. I really want one for home in Chicago even though I have no justification or space. Seriously I am so in love. And the Costco price ($1 month for the machine and $6 per 5 gallon bottle) is not bad. The guy comes by every two weeks and drops off/picks up.